Douglas Family Asks Judge To Go Easy On Cameron

Imprisoned drug dealer Cameron Douglas has got a lot of people who love him. Earlier this year Cameron Douglas pled guilty to dealing crystal meth, for which he faces at least ten years behind bars. His sentencing is scheduled for next week, during which his famous family thinks the judge should go easy. In a letter to Judge Richard Berman, Cameron’s 93-year-old grandfather Kirk Douglas said his dying wish was to see his 31-year-old grandson succeed as an...  Read More »

Christopher Cazenove Dies At Age 64

Another member of the Dynasty family has died. Actor Christopher Cazenove, who played the evil cousin of John Forsythe’s Blake Carrington, had been suffering from cancer for the past year, has died of complications from septicemia.* Cazenove’s agent Lesley Duff, released a statement on behalf of his family and long-time girlfriend Isabel Davies: “Christopher died peacefully surrounded by his loved ones having contracted septicemia at the end of February....  Read More »

Victoria And David Beckham Humping Until Exhausted

Victoria Beckham is determined to give birth to another baby – preferably a girl – and she’ll do whatever it takes to make it happen. Including having sex with her husband about five times a day. Yes folks, David and Victoria Beckham are having sex five times a day. And would you believe David – who Victoria once nicknamed Golden Balls – isn’t exactly enjoying every minute of it? … Becks who is off the field due to an injury is definitely...  Read More »

Bristol Palin Urges Teens To Pause Before They Play In New PSA.

Sad single mother Bristol Palin, whose calling in life is to help keep girls from becoming her, wants you to know she’s just another young single mother who’s struggling to get by. Well, at least she would be if she wasn’t so darn rich and famous. In a new PSA for the Candie’s Foundation (no relation to the shoe company), Sarah Palin’s daughter looks doe-eyed into the camera, doing her best impression of exhaustion, and tells young audiences to “pause...  Read More »

DWTS Judge Bruno Tonioli Tells George Lopez Kate Is Crap

I don’t know what George Lopez give his late night talk show guests in the green room while they wait, but it sure makes celebrities act really weird and say odd things. First there was Jennifer Love Hewitt telling George about her sparkly lady parts, and now there’s Dancing with the Stars judge Bruno Tonioli sharing what he really thinks of Kate Gosselin’s dancing skills. Bruno had quite a bit to say about dance-disaster Kate Gosselin, and I cannot say...  Read More »

Michael Lohan And Kate Major Are Getting Married *Verp*

I. Am Going. To Be Sick. Like, for reals. Grown man-loser Michael Lohan, 49, is reportedly engaged to washed-up tabloid journalist Kate Major, 27. Michael Lohan, who has four children from his marriage to Dina Lohan – including hot mess Lindsay Lohan – says one of the reasons for their walk down the aisle is Kate’s desire to immediately have children. Oh my god! Has Kate not looked at how (not) well Michael’s children have turned out? Does she really...  Read More »

Tiki Barber Leaving Pregnant Wife For Blonde Intern

My step-dad told me when I was 14, “Just remember Hilary, all guys are assholes.” And you know what? He was right! Now, now, before you get your panties in a bunch (unless you like that sort of thing, then by all means…) you must believe me when I say I knew even at 14 that he didn’t mean absolutely every man on Earth. It was more of a cautionary statement – an effort to prevent me from falling for all the crap young boys (and grown men) spew forth...  Read More »