I’m leeeving on a jet plane; don’t know when I’ll be back again. Actually, I’ll be in an RV, but I’m still leaving. Not anytime really soon, mind you. And I know when I’ll be back. It’s official…..the boyfriend and I are going to Burning Man. Yeehaw!! I say that with one part genuine excitement and one part trepidation. You see, I’ve never attended Burning Man before; the boyfriend has gone several times, but not for at least seven years....  Read More »

I had a really great time yesterday! While I can’t tell you a bunch of details, I can tell you this…..Brad Pitt was there and I got to stare at his butt for at least an hour. Yummy. For those who have no idea what I’m talking about, the boyfriend, his sister and I spent the afternoon/evening at the Oakland Coliseum in Oakland, CA as extra’s for Brad Pitt’s now-filming movie, Moneyball (see info links below). We arrived about 4:00pm in our Oakland...  Read More »

What a lucky day for me! In a little while I’ll be heading over to the Oakland Coliseum to be an extra in the now filming movie, Moneyball, with Brad Pitt, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Jonah Hill, and Robin Wright. On my way, I think I’ll drop a postcard in the mail for Lindsay Lohan. You know how much I miss her. Thanks Azure for the heads up on this one!! Exclusively from Gawker, comes this elegant postcard, already addressed to the lovely Ms. Lohan, Inmate...  Read More »

Great news!! Fleshlight Girls and Fleshjack have gone international! Based in Seville Spain, Fleshlight International (FLi) the makers of the Fleshlight, Fleshjack and Fleshlight Girls brands have set up shop – operated by Europeans, for Europeans. So much so, in fact, the FLI website can only be seen by visitors with a European IP address – it’s not even visible outside of Europe. The site also includes a bunch of new products as well as new payment...  Read More »

So for some reason this morning I found myself watching a mini-marathon of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. Don’t ask me why. I’m guessing the TV was on that channel when I turned it on and I never bothered to change the channel. That’s usually how I end up watching random things I don’t normally watch. During one of the episodes, Kim Kardashian was in Miami visiting her sister Kourtney because Khloe took off and Kourtney needed help with their Dash store...  Read More »

Oh for crying out loud! I’m away from the internet for one day, and a whole bunch of juicy stuff happens. That’ll teach me to go places without my laptop! Never again! Ok, well, maybe not never, but at least not during the week. Ha! You know, I was trying to give Michael Lohan the benefit of the doubt these days because I think he’s genuinely concerned about his daughter Lindsay Lohan, but it’s looking like he’s back on the douche train again…..Michael...  Read More »

I fancy myself a smart person with common sense, so it’s hard for me to fathom doing things that are so obviously asinine and completely stupid – like teak surfing. Have you heard of it? Getting its name from the platforms on the back of boats, which are often make of teak wood, teak surfing (also known as “drag surfing” or “platform dragging”) is when a person hangs onto the swim platform while the boat is moving in slow motion. The swimmer usually...  Read More »