Happy New Year Bitches! I’m heading out soon to a friend’s house to celebrate the end of 2010 and the entrance of 2011. How will you be celebrating? I don’t know about you, but I’m praying 2011 will be a zillion times better than 2010. I could really use a good-luck year; I don’t think that’s too much to ask. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong way. [source] Until my good luck starts to roll in –...  Read More »

I think Denise Richards is in love with Heather Locklear. First, Richards started dating Locklear’s ex, Richie Sambora, like a day after the couple broke up. And now Denise Richards is dating Nikki Sixx – the bassist for Mötley Crüe; the same Mötley Crüe for which Heather Locklear’s other ex-husband, Tommy Lee, was the drummer. It’s like Denise Richards knows she can’t have Heather Locklear, so instead she hooks up with men who are in Locklear’s...  Read More »

Celebrities seem to be competing for the wierdest baby names. Among the social elite, you’ll find names like Apple, Banjo, Cosima, and Daisy Boo. As always, Americans seem to be following suit. Walk into the classroom and you don’t see the same Jack and Jill’s of yesteryear. Today’s names are often made unique by alternate spellings, combinations of two names, and even made up names. Here are some of the weird celebrity baby names...  Read More »

It’s a classic tale….. Girl dates boy for several years, boy doesn’t want to marry girl, girl and boy break up, girl gets engaged to different boy fairly quickly. The parts played by the boy and girl are interchangeable, of course, but the basic storyline is the same. And it’s happened again. Actress Reese Witherspoon is engaged. Witherspoon, 34, began seeing Hollywood agent Jim Toth, 40, in January 2010; shortly after the actress broke up with actor...  Read More »

It’s like they have their own little Jesus. Canadian singer/actress Alanis Morrissette and husband, Mario ‘Souleye’ Treadway, welcomed a baby boy into the world on Christmas day; naming him Ever Imre Morissette-Treadway. A rep for Morrissette says mother and child “are healthy and happy.” [source] Image Source Iconic British singer Sir Elton John and his husband David Furnish also became proud parents on Christmas day, with the joyful arrival of...  Read More »

I think I’m going to be sick. Seriously. Playboy tycoon Hugh Hefner has become engaged at the age of 84, to his so-much-younger-it’s-friggin’-beyond-disgusting 24-year-old girlfriend. “When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears,” Hefner posted on his Twitter account. “This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory.” “Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring,” he clarified later for those asking if it was merely a Christmas...  Read More »

Anyone who is becoming disillusioned with their online job search and has found themselves looking enviously onto the effortless lives of celebrities can take comfort in the fact that they haven’t always had it this easy. Even the most glamorous celebs have crumpled discarded CVs that they’d rather we never see. Fortunately, the internet has made it rather easy to research celebrities’ embarrassing occupations before they were famous… Without further...  Read More »