Crystal Harris Is Blind To Hugh Hefner Age Gap. Yeah, Right.

According to the 24-year-old Playboy Playmate, she doesn’t notice that her fiancé, 84-year-old Hugh Hefner is old enough to be her grandfather.

“I don’t notice the age difference with Hef at all,” Harris tells Entertainment Tonight of couple’s the 60-year age gap. “If anything, I have to keep up with him!”

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“Last year for my birthday I wanted to go bowling,” the buxom blonde explains. “And last year for his birthday he wanted to go to Las Vegas and go to two different nightclubs at the Palms!”

That’s just pathetic – not the bowling part, because bowling is awesome, but the old man in Vegas part.

I guess it’s possible that Crystal Harris sees past the gigantic age gap, and that’s the end of it. But I highly doubt it. I have a feeling the money and fame help. A lot.

…the recently engaged couple has already begun planning for their low-key nuptials.

“It will be intimate with a close number of friends here at the mansion,” Hefner says. “No big blowout affair. Something very personal.”

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That’s probably a wise decision. You know, because of the whole “a big blowout may cause a certain groom to have a heart attack” thing.

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