Tomorrow is St. Valentine’s Day. Woo-friggin’-hoo; I couldn’t care less. But some of you may actually enjoy the holiday, so this post is for you. Here are five funny Valentine’s Day quotes to write in your cards and share with your loved ones: I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. – Author Unknown [source] Just...  Read More »

Got this from my mom today. Pet owners and non-pet owners alike will get a kick out of it….. The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The...  Read More »

If you’re a fairly steady reader of Super Star Gossip, you know that I’ve been dipping my feet into the San Francisco Bay Area fashion scene, writing a few profile posts and attending a variety of fashion shows. Recently I was given the opportunity to write for an up-and-coming local fashion print and online publication called BAYFashion Magazine. I profiled a very talented local designer by the name of Marti Miernik, who creates immaculate period...  Read More »

“You’re no different than anyone else … please don’t push your luck.” – Judge Keith Schwartz Dear Lindsay Lohan: That cracking sound you hear is the ice breaking under your feet. Just so you know. Since we last discussed our favorite red-headed train wreck, she’s entered a plea of not guilty in her felony theft case while wearing a very short white dress, had her current probation revoked, has been ordered to stay away from the jewelry store she’s...  Read More »

While my boyfriend and I were playing beer pong with my cousin and his girlfriend the other night, we had Spike TV’s 1000 Ways to Die on in the background, and were introduced to a new way of getting high. An extremely disgusting way. Warning: The following information may cause some readers to experience extreme negative reactions. Super Star Gossip is not responsible for any clothing, furniture, or computers that are destroyed by projectile vomit. That...  Read More »

Either people have no sense of humor these days, or I need serious help, because I think the HomeAway, Inc. Super Bowl commercial is hilarious. As a result of the huge backlash from customers who complained that the commercial trivializes child abuse, among other things, HomeAway has since removed the ad from their site (you can watch it below, however) and issued a public apology via Facebook. …In the commercial, depicting a frustrated family in a cramped...  Read More »

Ever find yourself on the finishing side of a six pack of beer and wonder how many calories you just consumed? Below are two alphabetical lists of a variety of beers – one for domestic and one for imported – along with the number of calories each beer has per 12 oz serving. DOMESTIC Anchor Porter = 209 Anchor Steam = 153 Blue Moon = 171 Bud Dry = 130 Bud Ice = 148 Bud Light = 110 Budweiser = 145 Colt 45 Malt Liquor = 174 Coors Banquet Beet = 142 Coors Light...  Read More »