Lindsay Lohan Facing Assault Charges. Again.

You know, I’m kinda starting to feel bad for Lindsay Lohan. But not really – because Karma is catching up to her and she’s totally getting what she deserves. But other than that, I feel sorry for her. In addition to facing trial for grand theft, Lindsay is once again facing assault charges. According to recent reports, the Riverside County District Attorney’s Office is putting the spotlight back on their case against Lindsay for allegedly attacking...  Read More »

Paz De La Huerta Arrested For Punching Some Chick In The Face. Allegedly.

Mark my words…..Paz de la Huerta is going to be the next celebrity to enter rehab at the request of those closest to her. What makes me say this? Oh, I don’t know…..maybe it’s all her recent drunk-in-public antics. Once a celebrity starts flaunting their addictions in public, you know rehab is just around the corner. Drunk Paz De La Huerta Is Denied Entry At Golden Globes Afterparty – X17Online The Boardwalk Empire actress was arrested this past Sunday...  Read More »

Girls’ Night Out And The Cemetery – Joke

The last time I had a girls’ night out my car was broken into. Good times, good times. Below is a funny email a friend of mine sent me – the same friend, incidentally, that I was with the night my car window was busted and my stereo stolen. I wish our night had been more like this….. Two women friends had gone for a girls’ night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, but that didn’t stop them from being a little over-enthusiastic with the...  Read More »

Breaking News: Dame Elizabeth Taylor Has Died

Sad news to report this morning – the one and only Elizabeth Taylor passed away at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. around 1:30am Wednesday morning at the age of 79. She had been hospitalized with heart problems for the past few weeks. According to Taylor’s publicist, the stunning beauty was “surrounded by her children — Michael Wilding, Christopher Wilding, Liza Todd, and Maria Burton.” A private funeral will be held later this week. Taylor’s...  Read More »

Michael Lohan Arrested For Domestic Violence. Again.

Sadly, Lindsay is not the only Lohan finding herself in and out of jail these days. Her father, Michael Lohan, has once again been arrested for domestic violence. After an alleged violent confrontation with ex-girlfriend Kate Major, Michael Lohan was carted away by police Monday night. It’s being said that Major was at the couple’s shared apartment packing up the rest of her stuff when Lohan showed up and became enraged upon the realization that she was...  Read More »

Lindsay Lohan – From Bad To Worse. Again.

Lindsay Lohan has got to be shaking in her designer boots right now. Not only is she certainly facing jail time, now we’re finding out that her time behind bars could be longer than first anticipated. Instead of being locked up for 3 months (which turns into 19 days because of jail overcrowding, by the way), the law-challenged actress may very well find herself in the slammer for a full six months. According to sources connected to the case, Judge Keith Schwartz...  Read More »

Chris Brown Smashes Window With Chair After Interview

Dear Chris Brown: Losing your temper after being questioned about losing your temper doesn’t really help your cause. Or your probation status. Chris Brown went all rock star in his dressing room over at Good Morning America this morning and smashed the window with a chair. Allegedly. No one actually saw him do it because he was alone in the room – but he was definitely in the room when the window broke. The singer’s violent expression of his frustration...  Read More »