I feel like I’ve written this post before. A couple of times. I wonder if Lindsay Lohan is as sick of all of this as we are? Probably not, seeing how she seems to be incapable of keeping her nose clean. So in the latest Lilo trials and tribulations, the law-challenged actress has had her felony grand theft charge reduced to a misdemeanor, which is an incredibly lucky break. Noting that Lindsay Lohan’s DUI conviction was four years ago, Judge Stephanie Sautner...  Read More »

On this day in 1981, ABC aired the last episode of the soap opera parody Soap. The episode, however, was not meant to be the series finale, and created several cliffhangers, only one of which was resolved – two years later through the dialogue of the spin-off show, Benson. Similar to a soap opera, the show’s story was presented in a serial format and included melodramatic plot elements such as amnesia, alien abduction, demonic possession, murder and...  Read More »

Now that the appropriate papers have been filed and the civil suit of Jane Doe v. Match.com has begun, the true identity of Jane Doe has been revealed; by the victim herself. Media Giants – HMR (New York, NY) April 19, 2011 *** The “Hollywood executive Jane Doe” in the Jane Doe v. Match.com civil suit [L.A. Superior Court Case BC458927], took a very heroic step forward this morning, as she appeared unmasked while revealing her identity on several network...  Read More »

Happy Tax Day!! If you’ve read my stuff enough, you know how I feel about celebrities owing the government obscene amounts of money in back taxes. Clearly, there are some celebrities who believe they’re above the law, while there are others who probably just trusted the wrong financial advisor. Whatever the case, they still owe the money like the rest of us. It’s not like they don’t have the funds to cover their payments. That being said, below is...  Read More »

On this day in 1981, it was revealed that an article written by journalist Janet Cooke for the Washington Post the previous September entitled ‘Jimmy’s World’ – for which she had just won a Pulitzer Prize – was a total fabrication. The story told of an 8-year-old boy living in a low-income Washington D.C. neighborhood named Jimmy, who became addicted to heroin after being introduced to it by his mother’s live-in boyfriend. In her article,...  Read More »

Thank you to my wonderful friend Rhobby for emailing me these hilarious little notes….. ** Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns ** Dear J.K Rowling, Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends? Sincerely, Anonymous ** Dear Yahoo, I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” just saying… Sincerely, Google ** Dear...  Read More »

Now THIS came out of left field. It has been reported and confirmed that 41-year-old actress Catherine Zeta-Jones checked herself in a mental health facility to seek treatment for a Bipolar disorder. According to reports she entered the Silver Hill Hospital in Connecticut last week, at a cost of $1,250 a day. Zeta-Jones has since checked out. A statement released by Catherine’s rep stated that the problems for which she sought treatment were directly related...  Read More »