Actor Porn Star Convict Sam Jones Unleashing “Juice And Vodka” On The World

Sam Jones, Former Smallville and Blue Mountain State TV actor turned homemade sex tape porn star, turned convict (he is set to enter prison in the very near future after being sentenced for conspiring to illegally sell thousands of oxycodone pills), is now turning to the music industry.

Teaming up with his Playboy Playmate model girlfriend (and sex tape partner) Karissa Shannon, Jones is gracing the world with the next great summer anthem – “Juice and Vodka”; I can only assume they speak of Cranberry Juice, and not steroids.

I hate to admit it, but the little ditty is pretty catchy. Of course, it sounds like a lot of other dance music playing in the clubs today, but whatever.

And what’s up with Karissa being a Ke$ha sound-a-like? Oh, right, autotune.

Gotta give Sam Jones credit though, for throwing his hat into all sorts of rings; if nothing else, it results in a fairly regular income.

Both Sam Cooper and Karissa Shannon are featured in the song, giving their praises to partying all night and their love to, “Mix that juice and vodka … juice, juice and vodka. Mix that juice and vodka … juice, juice and vodka.”

Yes, I’m serious.

Check out the audio of Juice and Vodka via TMZ here: ‘Blue Mountain State’ Star — I’m a RAPPER Now!!

Here’s a shocker: I actually like some of Ke$ha’s music. SOME of it. She’s different, and it’s refreshing.

And apparently I’m not the only one who thinks Ke$ha is worth listening to, because James Van Der Beek made a starring appearance in the video for Blow. It looks like he had so much fun with the glittery pop star and her unicorns, he lost his head.

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