Apparently the celebrity gossip site X17Online is spreading rumors that the newly married actress is already with child. Thankfully Gossip Cop is on the case. In X17Online’s latest guessing game, the blog writes that the newly wed Witherspoon was “looking very happy as she left a medical building in LA,” and notes that building “holds the office for a gynecologist who is often visited by pregnant celebs.” Desperately trying to bolster its claim, the...  Read More »

In honor of the day I spent with an extraordinarily crazy man that I must tolerate because he shares a bloodline with my boyfriend, I present to you the latest craziest in the lives of a few celebrities…… While I do not wish the presence of an insane man on anyone, it’s kinda nice to know I’m not the only person with (at least) one of them in my life; although, unlike Halle Berry, I have never had the need to call the police. The man, who was spotted...  Read More »

Wow. The next time I think to myself that I’ve done nothing with my life at the age of 33, I’m going to remember Larry Jukofsky, who at the age of 86 became a published author for the first time. Born in New Jersey in 1925, Larry earned at degree from Columbia University, and New York Medical School; he also interned at Hackensack Hospital. It was at Barnes Hospital in St. Louis, MO where Larry trained in Ophthalmology; this is also where he met and married...  Read More »

Victoria and David Beckham became the proud parents of a baby girl on Sunday. The little lady joins older brothers Brooklyn, 12; Romeo, 8; and Cruz, 6. Something tells me Harper Seven Beckham is going to be treated like a princess. While I like the name quite a bit, I can see how some folks might find the name to be an odd choice. According to a source close to the uber-sexy couple, the name Harper “is an old English name that [Victoria] has always liked.” The...  Read More »

I’m not a professional crackhead, so I could be mistaken – but I think I’ve lived near Oakland long enough to know a makeshift crack pipe when I see one. And I see one in Brooke Mueller’s hand. Just sayin. As you may or may not be aware, Brooke Mueller (what is her claim to fame, by the way? I mean, other than being married to Charlie Sheen? Is she an actress or a model, or something?), has long struggled with addiction; mainly booze and crack. Seriously. White-girl...  Read More »

The little girl inside of me is going to sleep a happy camper tonight; she got to do something today she hasn’t done in a really long time. Today I had a tea party. It was a small party – just me and a friend – but it was delightful nonetheless. We met at Lovejoy’s Tea Room in San Francisco and enjoyed High Tea for Two. Excellent tea (I had Pomegranate Green), fun little finger sandwiches, and perfectly flakey scones – it was perfect! So, in honor...  Read More »