Jessica Simpson may not be good at catching us by surprise (read: Jessica Simpson Is Definitely Pregnant. Maybe.), but you’ve got to hand it to her for her creative way of finally confirming her pregnancy. I bet she started planning it the moment the pregnancy test came back positive. In fact, I bet she planned all along to wait until Halloween to announce she’s with child and those stupid pictures from New York ruined it all. Image Source We knew Jennifer...  Read More »

Happy Halloween, Bitches!! Hope you’re all having a ghoulish day and hauntingly safe night! I’m staying in to stew in my madness. It’s a long story. But don’t worry; I’ll be enjoying myself. The same cannot be said for Kris Humphries, however, who was blindsided today with the filing of divorce papers by his wife of 72 days, Kim Kardashian. While I am by no means surprised by this turn of events, I am a bit taken aback that the fame whore wasn’t...  Read More »

Lindsay Lohan is back, bitches! Well, she’s at least back on the right side of the law. After being busted for violating her probation (again) when she was forcibly relieved of her original community service duties, Lindsay Lohan was sent to the morgue. In true Lindsay style, she was late the first day and turned away. Then the excuses came. On Thursday, after she’d been sliced, diced and julienned by the press for showing late and leaving early, her rep...  Read More »

At the end of last month I told you about the rampant rumors circulating that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with her first child. (Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant. Maybe. Maybe Not.) While there has still been no confirmation or denial from her people, there are new pictures of the former pop star that are clearly trying to tell us something. As far as I can guess, the pictures are either telling us that Jessica Simpson has entered her second trimester, or she’s...  Read More »

It’s time for the second installment of fashion tips courtesy of Bringing Back The Sweater Vest. Fall is upon us – as was made clear to me the instant my eyes started to itch and my nose began to run – and thus it’s time to switch up the wardrobe a bit. Where once we had sunny days and warm nights calling for shorts and thin tops, we now have cooler days with burst of heat and sometimes downright chilly nights; what is a girl to do? Aside from the allergies,...  Read More »

It is now officially official…..singer Amy Winehouse died of alcohol poisoning. After the initial autopsy proved inconclusive, more in-depth tests were conducted. “Toxicology results returned to the Winehouse family by authorities have confirmed that there were no illegal substances in Amy’s system at the time of her death. Results indicate that alcohol was present but it cannot be determined as yet if it played a role in her death.” [source] Well now...  Read More »

I’m starting something new, bitches!! Don’t worry, it’s something great. Get ready for weekly fashion tips! Wait, what? Fashion and Hilary Shepherd?? Do pigs fly? Here’s the deal…..I know this totally cool chick, L.M., who totally knows what she’s talking about when it comes to fashion for the hip 20-ish and 30-something female, and she’s got a new fashion blog called Bringing Back The Sweater Vest (hence, my post title). Ok, so she’s basically...  Read More »