Lindsay Lohan Sees Dead People, Does A Spread For Playboy

Lindsay Lohan is back, bitches!

Well, she’s at least back on the right side of the law.

After being busted for violating her probation (again) when she was forcibly relieved of her original community service duties, Lindsay Lohan was sent to the morgue.

In true Lindsay style, she was late the first day and turned away. Then the excuses came.

On Thursday, after she’d been sliced, diced and julienned by the press for showing late and leaving early, her rep — a guy whose number is probably on every magazine editor’s speed-dial lately — said:

“Her lateness was due to a combination of not knowing what entrance to go through and confusion caused by the media waiting for her arrival. Lindsay spoke with the supervisors at the morgue, they showed her how to get in and everything is all cleared up.”

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So now that Lindsay is spending her days with the dead, what is the party-girl-at-heart supposed to do with her evenings?

How about take it all off for Playboy!

According to a source that was present for the magazine shoot – for which Lindsay Lohan will make $1 Million – the actress definitely understands the meaning of the word “spread.”

Lindsay Lohan didn’t wuss out for her Playboy shoot — TMZ has learned, the actress will BARE ALL in her upcoming spread … i.e. the holy trifecta … or as one source close to Playboy put it, “boobs, ass, and vag.”

…Reports circulated Lindsay would pull one of those lame semi-nude fiascos — all sideboob, no fun — but sources close to Hef & co. tell us, that is NOT the case. Lindsay did insist the photos be “tastefully done,” but we’re told she’s still going the full monty.

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I sure hope someone on the Playboy set did her makeup for her. Just sayin’.

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