Lindsay Lohan has more mug shots than I have day-to-day bras. Seriously. I’m not sure which is sadder, now that I think about it; but whatever. The point is, stupid Lindsay Lohan – who is barely 25 – has five friggin’ mug shots under her belt. I suppose this is where my big heart is supposed to come in, but quite frankly I’m plum out of sympathy in the Lohan department. There are just so many times I can listen to a privileged celebrity blame everyone... Read More »


