I’ve had an extremely long two weeks, and I am very tired – actually, more like exhausted. And I have a very long day ahead of me in San Francisco tomorrow, so I’m trying my best to get to bed before the wee hours of the morning. So I present to you, for your reading pleasure, some of my Twitter buddies….. Earsucker – Steven Tyler cannot be replaced as Aerosmith’s frontman Note to Brad Whitford, Joe Perry, and you other... 

Well, poo. I was really hoping this would turn into something. It just sounded so juicy. Can’t you picture it? “Your honor, I would like to enter into evidence Exhibit 1 and 2, otherwise known and Carrie Prejean’s boobs.” Ok, so it probably wouldn’t have gone down quite like that, but you get the idea. But alas, such court room drama will never be – both Carrie Prejean and the Miss California USA Pageant organization have withdrawn... 

Did you have a good Halloween? My night didn’t exactly turn out the way I thought it was going to, but it was fun nonetheless. I love Halloween. LOVE it, but I always seem to have this image in my head of a great big grand exciting night, and it just never goes down the way I think it will. I’ve had a few extra-fun Halloween nights thrown in here and there over the years – my most recent being back in 2006. I was a Spider Pimp, and... 

Today may be Halloween, but the ghosts and goblins roaming the streets are not what is scary these days. I am simply horrified by the number of celebrities in need of a good tax attorney in Los Angeles because they owe so many back taxes. I sort of talked about this a little while ago, back when Randy Quaid and his wife Evi Quaid were first arrested for skipping out on a hotel bill, and it was found that they also owed a bunch of taxes. Celebrities... 

Earlier this week I had no idea what I was going to do for Halloween night this Saturday (other than turn my clocks back an hour before I go to bed – don’t forget!). Now I have plenty of options, but still I have no clue as to what I’m going to wear. I always seem to wait until the very last second to get my Halloween get up together. It annoys me to no end every year, yet I still seem to do it to myself every year. Some day when I’ve... 

I am 31. I am proud to be 31. People often think I’m much younger. That makes me proud too. It means I’m doing something right – I don’t look all tore back and old before I actually am all tore back and old. The same cannot be said for Lindsay Lohan, however. Lindsay Lohan is 23 years old but looks like she’s nearing 40. She’s starting to look like one of those smoker-voiced boozin’ biker bitches who have spent way too much... 

Pssst! Can you keep a secret? Halloween is in less than three days! Are you ready? Is your pumpkin all set to be carved? Have you got your candy? When I was a kid my friend’s dad did the most awesome pumpkins. They weren’t actually “carved” – more like etched. I remember him coming to the school and showing us how he did it and being in such awe. He really knew how to carve the pumpkin right, so he didn’t need a pumpkin template... 

They’re heeeere! No, not aliens silly – those have been roaming the streets forever. I’m talking about my Bridge School Benefit 2009 pictures. Like this one of me. Do you like my hair? I got it chopped last Friday. Now, before you get all huffy, I want to apologize for the poor-ish quality of some of the photos; please keep in mind that we were sitting wayyyy up high on the grass hill. The concert started as it does every year... 

I was planning on doing a full post about the Bridge School Benefit concert I went to yesterday, but I haven’t gotten all the pictures yet because they have yet to be emailed to me. You see, I don’t have a digital camera. I know, hard to believe – but it’s true. I announced to my mother the other day that I want everyone in the family to pool their money this Christmas and buy me a good digital camera. I mean, really – shouldn’t... 

Well it’s the week before Halloween, which can only mean one thing. Time for The Bridge School Benefit Concert. WooHoo! For those who don’t know, The Bridge School is the result of Pegi Young (Neil Young’s wife) and Jim Forderer joining forces with speech and language pathologist Dr. Marilyn Buzolich in 1985. They knew there was a severe need for a proper learning environment for children with special needs – they saw a hole, and... 

We all know the story…Jodie Sweetin, who played Stephanie Tanner on the beloved sitcom Full House, dove face first into the Hollywood drug scene and had a real hard time getting out. But then she got clean and now everything is fine. Well, that’s not exactly how it really happened, apparently. In her new memoir, unSweetined, former child star Jodie Sweetin is finally coming clean about getting clean, and how she didn’t actually do... 

Call me crazy, but I think Saloon girls are really hot. Most likely because the thought of a woman in a breast-squeezing lace corset and stockings with a garter around her thigh makes me think of sex – dusty Old West poker playing cowboy sex; Jack Daniels swigging Ragtime piano loosy-goosy sex. I cannot possibly be the only one who reacts to Saloon girls in such a way, so don’t look at me like that. In fact, I know I’m not the only... 

Halloween is 10 days away and as usual I have no idea what I’m going to do for the night, nor do I have a costume. If you’re in the same boat as I am, perhaps this will help. Personally, I want to find out what I’m doing before I decide on what to wear, but these Halloween costumes ideas for women have a least gotten my juices flowing. HalloweenMart picked this year’s Top Five Adult Halloween Costumes, and four of them can definitely... 

She’s baaaaack! And this time Carrie Prejean may have to give back – her breasts, that is. The last time we heard from our little Christian princess was back in August when the beauty queen filed suit against Miss California USA officials Keith Lewis and Shanna Moakler, accusing them of religious discrimination. Well now the tables have turned – in a most delicious way. The production company that runs the Miss California USA pageant... 

I have a confession to make – before today the only thing I new about Alexander Skarsgard is that his last name is really fun to say, and that he plays Eric Northman, a 1,000-year-old Viking vampire from Sweden on HBO’s True Blood, which is now in its 2nd season. But now, thanks to my friend Kristin, I know all about Alexander Skarsgard and his fine Swedish self. This past weekend Alex Skarsgard won the coveted “Best Villian”... 

While Stephanie Pratt was getting busted for drunk driving, I was getting my ass beat at Scrabble – but I got to sleep on a bed in a real house, and not on a cot in the big house. As if being related to Spencer Pratt and having to appear on the totally scripted reality show The Hills on MTV wasn’t bad enough, Stephanie Pratt now gets to add DUI arrest to her resume. “It was your basic DUI. Our traffic officers driving down the street... 

On this day in 1989 the San Francisco Bay Area did a little rocking – and rolling; and a whole lot of quaking. I cannot believe it has been 20 years since the Loma Prieta earthquake. I don’t feel like it just happened yesterday or anything – I just can’t believe I’m actually that old! At 5:04 p.m. on October 17, 1989 the San Andreas Fault slipped, causing a 7.1 earthquake that lasted 10 to 15 seconds. Doesn’t seem like a very... 

In the middle of writing my post last night about Lindsay Lohan having to appear in front of a judge about her probation, my internet went down. So a-noy-ing! It was still down this morning, but now it’s finally back. Oh how I missed it so. But I digress…..Lindsay Lohan appeared in court this morning, and was given an extension to her probation – apparently the judge doesn’t read gossip blogs and is therefore blind to Lindsay’s... 

In 1991, an 11-year-old Jaycee Lee Dugard was snatched off the street as her horrified step-father watched in disbelief. For 18 years she was held captive in a crap-hole tent compound in the backyard of Phillip and Nancy Garrido in Antioch, CA. This past August the whole disturbing situation came to light after UC Berkeley campus police got the heebie-jeebies from Phillip Garrido. In the months since Jaycee Dugard’s rescue – and the... 

It’s finally officially official – after what seems like forever and a day, Heidi Klum has finally given birth to her latest genetically superior spawn with husband Seal – a little girl they named Lou Sulola Samuel. Rumors have been flying for days that the ex-supermodel had checked into the hospital to have her baby, but none of the stories were actually substantiated until now. Both mother and baby Lou Samuel are doing fine, according...