The last time I had a girls’ night out my car was broken into. Good times, good times. Below is a funny email a friend of mine sent me – the same friend, incidentally, that I was with the night my car window was busted and my stereo stolen. I wish our night had been more like this….. Two women friends had gone for a girls’ night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, but that didn’t stop them from being a little over-enthusiastic... 

Got this from my mom today. Pet owners and non-pet owners alike will get a kick out of it….. The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing... 

My Grandmother, of all people, sent me the following email forward. Enjoy! Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian’s mother couldn’t help but notice how beautiful Brian’s roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian’s Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching... 

Here’s a great email I got from my mom this morning. Enjoy! A SENIOR MOMENT – An elderly lady actually wrote this letter to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in The Times and this newspaper thanks him most sincerely. Dear Sir, I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three ‘nanoseconds’ must have... 

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, ‘Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?’ The parrot says, ‘I was born this way.. I’m a defective parrot.’ ‘Holy crap,’ the guy replies. ‘You actually understood and answered me!’ ‘I got every word,’ says the parrot. ‘I happen... 

Now this is just freaky! 2010 is the only year that this will ever work. Be sure to calculated it out as you go. No cheating!! 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 — I’ll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1760, if... 

This is hilarious and sooooooooo true!! LOVE IT! Hope you do too….. If you are 30, or older, you might think this is hilarious! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning…. Uphill… Barefoot…BOTH ways… yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew...