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It’s Friday, it’s hot and I’ve had a long week. ‘Nough said.

These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.

“He had delusions of adequacy.” – Walter Kerr

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none [...]

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.

“WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “are they all yours?”

“Yep they are all mine,” the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.

She says, “Sit down Leroy.” All the children rush to find seats.

“Well,” says the social worker, “then you must [...]

The Dalai Lama makes it sounds so easy. And perhaps it is.

1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

2. When you lose, don’t lose the idea.

3. Follow the three R’s:

Respect for self Respect for others [...]

We’ve all heard them – and some of us have even used them. I’m talking about the ever barfable cheesy pick-up line. Thankfully, the only ones I hear these days come from the mouth of my boyfriend; who, I’m happy to say is quite creative with his words. And, thankfully, knows better than to use [...]

No, not the crack that Tatum O’Neal bought and never got to smoke. I’m talking cracked pots. They can tell you a lot about life, actually…

An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.

One of the pots had a crack in it [...]

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?”

The girl said, “No!”

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t get fat, traveled more, had [...]

In 306 days, George W. Bush will finally be out of the White House; which is great for the country, but not so great for bloggers. I mean, think of all the material we’ll lose? I’ve got to get in as many George Dubya posts as I can…

President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit [...]

“When you hold resentment toward another, you are bound to that person or condition by an emotional link that is stronger than steel. Forgiveness is the only way to dissolve that link and get free.” Catherine Ponder

Sure, forgiveness breaks the link, but so does death…

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ‘How many [...]

Disclaimer: This story does not any way reflect me or my life.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, [...]

I’ve been hanging on to this one for a while, and now I know why; it was waiting for a day just like today. In a nutshell, I had a poopy day; nothing too serious, just one of those days.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my [...]

This very valuable information; especially if your day was anything like mine today…..

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom; don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask [...]

If you don’t laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!

This is even funnier when you realize it’s real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.

Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.

Below is [...]

A friend emailed this to me the other day. There’s no real validity to any of it (it’s the mutated offspring of a simple joke), but it still made me laugh; and we can all use a good laugh.

Gates vs. GM

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way [...]

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee [...]

My father used to tell me that it’s just as easy to marry rich as it is to marry poor – you just have to meet the rich. He stopped telling me that a few years ago. Now he just wants me to marry someone. Too bad for him, though; such an event isn’t going [...]

Yesterday was a pretty intense day, thanks to Britney Spears, so I thought I would start of today with a joke.

A Texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman.

The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, “This is from the gentleman seated over there,” indicating [...]

It’s Friday!! Time for a little fun – a new take on an old favorite (in alphabetical order)…

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe [...]

I received this forwarded email from one of my co-workers yesterday and felt compelled to share it.

A group of graduates, well established in their careers, were talking at a reunion and decided to go visit their old university professor, now retired.

During their visit, the conversation turned to complaints about stress in their work and lives. [...]

To all the young men who got engaged over the holidays, read carefully and take notes…

1. Fine – This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes – If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is [...]

One of my goals in life is to some day own a house surrounded by land, and far enough away from neighbors so I can’t hear their toilet flush or clearly hear family spats. Have I ever mentioned that I live next door to a couple who likes to fight either first thing in the [...]