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Smallest House In Brooklyn NY Built On Driveway

Hilary Shepherd — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:04:45 +0000

Welcome to the intersection of Avenue T and Van Sicklen in Brooklyn, NY. Just a few doors down is a teeny-tiny house – the smallest one in the borough, as a matter of fact. Located on a lot that used to be a driveway only 7.25 feet wide and 113.67 feet long, the unique house with [...]

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Student Has Sex, Proves Existence Of Supreme Being

Hilary Shepherd — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:51:49 +0000

Please Note: This is an email forward, so if there are any inaccuracies, it’s not my fault. The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we [...]

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This Is Why You Double Check The Address Before You Send An Email

Hilary Shepherd — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 02:15:24 +0000

Please Note: This is an email forward, so if it’s wrong in any way, it’s not my fault. This one is priceless… A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where [...]

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Friday Afternoon Funnies – Husbands & Wives

Hilary Shepherd — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 20:27:11 +0000

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.” *** A husband read an article [...]

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The Old Man And His Miraculus Moped – Joke

Hilary Shepherd — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 04:44:48 +0000

Here’s another little something funny my mom sent me….. An elderly man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the doctor’s sleek shiny car and asks, ‘What kind of car ya got there, sonny?’ The doctor replies, ‘A Ferrari GTO. It [...]

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The True Story Of The Chip Stealing Seagull.

Hilary Shepherd — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 05:07:57 +0000

I got an email the other day which has been circulating since the end of 2007. I’m sure you’ve gotten it at some point – it’s about a seagull that likes to steal chips. I’m sharing it with you tonight because it’s a great example of how stories can change as they are circulated around the [...]

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How Much Snow Could A Snow Shoveler Shovel If A Snow Shoveler Could Shovel Snow?

Hilary Shepherd — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 04:17:21 +0000

Don’t know about where you are, but in my parts, it’s been cold, cold, cold. More so than years past – thanks to the Artic storms that met up in the Artic to create a double Artic storm. My boyfriend was at his cabin in the Sierra Foothills of California last weekend and almost got snowed [...]

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And Then The Fight Started – Joke

Hilary Shepherd — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:42:57 +0000

Just a little something to help start your week off with a laugh….. When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… so, I took her to a gas station… And then the fight started…. ***** After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind [...]

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When Insults Had Class

Hilary Shepherd — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 01:10:09 +0000

It’s Friday, it’s hot and I’ve had a long week. ‘Nough said. These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. “He had delusions of adequacy.” – Walter Kerr “He has all the virtues I dislike and [...]

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Redneck Woman In The Welfare Office – Joke

Hilary Shepherd — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:01:13 +0000

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. “WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “are they all yours?” “Yep they are all mine,” the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, “Sit down Leroy.” All the children rush to find seats. [...]

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Instructions for Life from the Dalai Lama

Hilary Shepherd — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:57:26 +0000

The Dalai Lama makes it sounds so easy. And perhaps it is. 1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, don’t lose the idea. 3. Follow the three R’s: Respect for self Respect for others [...]

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Redneck Pick-up Lines.

Hilary Shepherd — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:33:10 +0000

We’ve all heard them – and some of us have even used them. I’m talking about the ever barfable cheesy pick-up line. Thankfully, the only ones I hear these days come from the mouth of my boyfriend; who, I’m happy to say is quite creative with his words. And, thankfully, knows better than to use [...]

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It’s Wednesday. Time For Some Crack.

Hilary Shepherd — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 03:36:32 +0000

No, not the crack that Tatum O’Neal bought and never got to smoke. I’m talking cracked pots. They can tell you a lot about life, actually… An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it [...]

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Fairy Tales For A Saturday.

Hilary Shepherd — Sat, 31 May 2008 17:46:18 +0000

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “No!” And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t get fat, traveled more, had [...]

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George W. Bush Is A Saint.

Hilary Shepherd — Fri, 23 May 2008 04:04:17 +0000

In 306 days, George W. Bush will finally be out of the White House; which is great for the country, but not so great for bloggers. I mean, think of all the material we’ll lose? I’ve got to get in as many George Dubya posts as I can… President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit [...]

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Lessons In Forgiveness.

Hilary Shepherd — Fri, 09 May 2008 02:56:58 +0000

“When you hold resentment toward another, you are bound to that person or condition by an emotional link that is stronger than steel. Forgiveness is the only way to dissolve that link and get free.” Catherine Ponder Sure, forgiveness breaks the link, but so does death… Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ‘How many [...]

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Just Another Ladies Night Out.

Hilary Shepherd — Sat, 03 May 2008 01:17:03 +0000

Disclaimer: This story does not, in any way, reflect me or my life. The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit [...]

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9 Things I Hate About Everyone

Hilary Shepherd — Thu, 01 May 2008 03:46:35 +0000

I’ve been hanging on to this one for a while, and now I know why; it was waiting for a day just like today. In a nutshell, I had a poopy day; nothing too serious, just one of those days. 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my [...]

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How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Hilary Shepherd — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:38:26 +0000

This very valuable information; especially if your day was anything like mine today….. 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom; don’t disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask [...]

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Is This A Jellyfish Bad Day?

Hilary Shepherd — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:44:08 +0000

If you don’t laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it’s real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below [...]

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