A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He’s crawling through the sand, certain that he is breathing his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary... 

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’ Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the... 

While I cannot vouch for the validity of the following story, it’s cute none the less and needs to be shared. Recently, in a large city in France, a poster featuring a young, thin, tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. The poster read: “This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?” A middle-aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed... 

My Grandmother is going to be 91 this coming Tuesday. I don’t know about her, but I’m pretty excited for it. My two grandfathers each died about a month before their 90th birthdays and my other grandmother made to like 88 or something. Recently my grandmother has been wondering why she’s still around. She says she’s lived a great life and has done everything she’s wanted to do. I tell her she has to stick around to turn 100 so... 

My mom sent this to me as an email the other day and I decided it was funny enough to share. So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, it’s California’s turn… 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. 4. Your child’s 3rd-grade... 

Welcome to the intersection of Avenue T and Van Sicklen in Brooklyn, NY. Just a few doors down is a teeny-tiny house – the smallest one in the borough, as a matter of fact. Located on a lot that used to be a driveway only 7.25 feet wide and 113.67 feet long, the unique house with one bedroom and one bathroom isn’t even 300 square feet. A shot from the living room, looking towards the front of the house….. And towards the back….. Here’s... 

Please Note: This is an email forward, so if there are any inaccuracies, it’s not my fault. The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic...