While I cannot vouch for the validity of the following story, it’s cute none the less and needs to be shared. Recently, in a large city in France, a poster featuring a young, thin, tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. The poster read: “This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?” A middle-aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the gym. To Whom It May Concern, Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious humans). They have an active sex... 

Would it surprise you to hear that we’re not the only ones who feared out of control Britney Spears was going to wind up dead back in 2007-2008? Those the closest to her were afraid of the same thing – including her father Jamie. When it comes to Britney Spears news I turn to Poor Britney, who I feel has a good head on her shoulders – she realizes Britney has some legitimate issues, and isn’t under any delusions that it’s just make believe. She spent some time going through TMZ Live videos and noticed something – deep down, most people are more sympathetic towards... 

What, in the name of all things bright and beautiful, is wrong with Pamela Anderson? Holy. Crapola. Will someone please tell this sad bag of washed-up sex symbol that her time to shine has long been over and she needs to just retire the trailer park already? I never though I would say this, but maybe Marilyn Monroe was on to something when she died young – she never had to grow too old to be half naked on the runway. Although, something tells me that had Marilyn lived she would have handled aging much more gracefully than Pamela Anderson is. And what’s with this Richie Rich... 

I’m just gonna put this out there and you can do with it what you want….. I think Tiger Woods is a big dumb idiot who should be concentrating on fully redeeming himself as a husband and a man in general before he even thinks about returning to golf. I would be so pissed if I was his wife. Actually, I would have thrown his nasty butt out on the street the instant the sh*t hit the fan, but that’s a different story. Elin is either really strong or really stupid. Just sayin’. So trifilin’ Tiger is going to be making a statement to the press this Friday and is said to be... 

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you should be fully aware that the 2010 Olympic Games in Vancouver, British Columbia are now well under way. The rain, warm weather, lack of snow, an opening ceremony that didn’t go as smoothly as planned, and of course the video of Georgian luge racer Nodar Kumaritisvili’s tragic death have combined to make for and Olympics games like no other. The most indelible image thus far is the graphic video of a luger violently dying after being flung from a controversial course. The second was when a mechanical malfunction at the Opening... 

I know this story is already three days old, which in Hollywood gossip terms means it’s totally old news, but I wanted to put in my two cents nonetheless. So there. In what some people (like me) might see simply as another step on her rocky road back to relevancy, Lindsay Lohan has again sparked controversy with the publication of a photograph. This time she appears on the cover of the French magazine, Purple, dressed all in white standing against a white backdrop, with her arms outstretched to her sides and a thorn crown on her head. Very Jesus like. And that, apparently,... 

Speaking of racial slurs and disrespectful speech (and if you just read the previous post, we were) here’s a little something out of Atlanta, GA. Atlanta’s transit system will rename a train route into the heart of the city’s Asian community in response to complaints that calling it the “yellow line” showed a lack of racial sensitivity. The Metropolitan Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority issued a statement this afternoon announcing it would change the name of the line to the “gold line.” “The expressed concerns regarding the use of the phrase ‘yellow line’ will...