Did you read what happened last night? Pretty funny, huh? Here’s a little update. This morning I heard what sounded like the moving of empty garbage cans so I went to my bedroom window to investigate. I watch as a woman moves my can away from the curb and back up to her garage. This woman, by the way, I think I’ve seen once before but I’m not really sure; but the car that was in the driveway was one of the three I’ve seen. As she’s moving my can, it sort of looks like she’s looking around at the other cans on the curb, but she fails to notice the two cans in front... 

Oh hell no!! Hilary’s new neighbors need to recognize! Thursday is garbage cans on the curb night, with recycling going out every other week. As I drove up to my house tonight after date night, I noticed a garbage can and a recycling can in front of my house. How nice of my cute neighbor with Barkly the Dog to have put my cans out, I thought. Uh…..yeah, I was wrong! I pulled into my driveway and realized that my cans were still in front of my garage where I keep them. Then I looked over towards my new neighbors’ place and saw that their cans were not there. Oh. Hell. No. Not... 

Hm, you know, I totally did not see this one coming. Starting January 2010, Ellen DeGeneres will be the fourth judge on “American Idol,” filling the seat left empty by Paula Abdul’s interesting departure. Ellen made the historic announcement today on her daily talk show. I guess the whole thing was really top secret ‘cause not even people in Ellen’s inner circle knew. You can really see in her face how excited she is to be joining “American Idol.” It’ll be fun to watch her interactions with Simon. …..DeGeneres will join Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Kara... 

Oh man, is it just me, or is the first day back at work after a long weekend just torturous? Speaking of torture, Jon Gosselin was on Good Morning America today talking about how his life with Kate Gosselin was almost worse than death. “Our relationship will never be fixed… I don’t trust her anymore. I was abused … I was beaten down … I’m not going back to that life style.” “In 10 years, I’ve never gone out … When she said, ‘I don’t want you going out,’ I … I used to say, ‘OK, I’m not going to go out.’ I was very passive. This is the first time... 

In September 2007 Paris Hilton sued Hallmark Cards Inc for $500,000 because they made a greeting card that stole her trademark line, “That’s hot.” For some crazy reason it has taken two full years for an appeals court just to make a decision on whether or not Paris Hilton may proceed with her lawsuit. Take a gander at the Paris Hilton Hallmark Card in question: Image Source The envelope please….. The courts have taken Paris Hilton’s side. The 9th U.S. District Court of Appeals on Monday upheld a lower court’s ruling allowing the bulk of Hilton’s lawsuit. Hallmark... 

I honestly don’t even know why I’m writing about these dolts. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever. But these two little stories were just so asinine that I had to share them. First up, Spencer Pratt has decided to legally change his name. No, he’s not taking the Jay Mohr-Cox route and taking his wife Heidi’s last name. Nope, he’s doing one better than that. Spencer Pratt is legally changing his name to King Spencer Pratt. This is obviously another shameless publicity stunt, and I’m a bit annoyed I’m playing into it by... 

Really? 19 kids? I mean, how does that even stay in anymore? Seriously. But alas, it’s true. The Duggars are expecting baby number 19. Ho-ly crap. I don’t know – 19 kids isn’t my choice, but I guess more power to ‘em. The Duggars don’t ask for public assistance, so I guess don’t care how many times they reproduce. Pop one out every year for all I care – as long as taxpayers don’t have to foot the bill. I suppose the TLC show helps make ends meet, too. Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar from Tonitown, Arkansas have 18 children already, with their first grandchild now...