This is horrible, just horrible. This morning some farm workers found a black container in an irrigation ditch they were draining. At 8pm tonight it was confirmed that inside the container, which turned out to be a black suitcase, was the body of Sandra Cantu, who went missing from her home on March 27th. I will obviously be watching the local news at 10pm and will report if there is any other information. Children go missing everyday, but this one really hit close to home. Literally. UPDATE 10:30PM: A police caravan has just pulled into the Orchard Estates mobile home park,... 

After I read the following quotes, the image of a sad and lonely little girl who just wants to be loved, immediately popped into my head. Paris Hilton and her boyfriend of the moment Doug Reinhardt were at the I Heart Ronson for JCPenney party last night and apparently couldn’t stop gushing about each other. “We’re best friends,” Paris [said]. “It’s not like we just met. We’ve known each other over the past year. I was in a relationship before and we reconnected. I’m really in love and really happy.” As for the rumors that the... 

It’s been a few days since I’ve talked about Nadya Suleman and I was starting to miss her, and I didn’t want us to go into the weekend without knowing what’s going on with our favorite Octomom. A couple of days ago someone threw a baby seat through the back window of Octomom’s minivan, smashing it into a trillion pieces. La Habra, Calif., police said a report was filed…but as of right now, there are no suspects in the brutal vandalism of the OctoMobile. Nadya’s lawyer says the object used to smash the window was a car seat that someone had removed from... 

Sorry I’ve been a little lacking on the gossip lately. I’ve been working on some other stuff that’ll hopefully expand my bank account. So we don’t fall too far behind on the gossip, read up on it here, and I’ll be back to my normal posting in the next few days. Britney Spears Candies @ Kohl’s First Look Amy Grindhouse Rodman’s Got 99 Problems: Wife, Alcohol, Trump are Three Celebrifi How to Get Carrie Underwood’s Bronze Glow Celebrity Beauty Buzz “How I Met Your Mother” Actress Alyson Hannigan Gives Birth To Girl On Her 35th Birthday! (Photos) Stupid... 

UPDATE: Monday March 30th at 8:45 a.m. – Sandra Cantu is still missing. Police have received some tips that they are following up on, but there has been no concrete change in the case. Have you seen this girl? Sandra Cantu disappeared from the Orchard Estate Mobile Home Park on Clover Road in Tracy, CA around 3:30 p.m. on Friday March 27, 2009. Sandra Cantu just turned 8-years-old and is about 4 feet tall, weighing about 45 pounds. She is described as Hispanic with brown hair and brown eyes. She was last seen wearing a pink t-shirt with Hello Kitty on it a striped dress. Sandra... 

Please Note: This is an email forward, so if it’s wrong in any way, it’s not my fault. This one is priceless… A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked... 

The following clip is from the hilariously politically incorrect show The Family Guy. It was not allowed to be aired on FOX, but from what I understand, it’s included in the DVD set. The lyrics are below the video. Anywhoo…..I dedicate this song to everyone who has a Shit List and to all jerkwads on my list – which, by the way, got a whole lot longer this week. Take it away, Stewie! As someday it may happen that a victim must be found. I’ve got a little list; I’ve got a little list. Of society offenders who might well be underground, and who never...