R.I.P. George Carlin (1937-2008)

Monday 23rd June 2008 - 8:31:27 PM

Warning: This article contains language that some people (with sticks up their butts) might find offensive.

Iconic comic George Carlin died yesterday of heart failure at the age of 71. Shooting to the front row of controversial comedy, George Carlin made his first mark on history with his “Seven Words You Can Never Say on [...]



Instructions for Life from the Dalai Lama

Friday 20th June 2008 - 8:57:26 PM

The Dalai Lama makes it sounds so easy. And perhaps it is.

1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

2. When you lose, don’t lose the idea.

3. Follow the three R’s:

Respect for self Respect for others [...]


Swingtown On CBS. The Grooviest Town Around.

Thursday 19th June 2008 - 11:10:26 PM

Oh my gosh, have you watched Swingtown on CBS yet? If you answered no, you’ve totally been missing out. In fact, I think I’m going to make Swingtown is my new favorite show.

After moving to an upscale lakeside Chicago suburb in July of 1976, Susan and Bruce Miller must confront temptation in the form of [...]



Mario Lopez Is PEOPLE’s Hottest Bachelor.

Wednesday 18th June 2008 - 8:32:16 PM

I’m sorry, what? A known philanderer and all around arrogant ass is the hottest bachelor? What is this world coming to? Please tell me there are better bachelors out there than Mario Lopez.

He was married a few years back and we all know how that ended.

[Mario Lopez and Ali Landry] were engaged during the summer [...]



Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 37

Tuesday 17th June 2008 - 8:48:40 PM

Well hello there! Feels like forever since we’ve shot the shit and discussed the Hollywood poop. Accept my apology and allow me make up for lost time…..

VH1 Best Week Ever Robert Downey Jr. And His Golden Turd
Check out this vintage picture of Hollywood A-Lister and Iron Man star Robert Downey Jr. from back in his [...]



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Monday 16th June 2008 - 6:37:46 PM

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Redneck Pick-up Lines.

Thursday 12th June 2008 - 12:33:10 PM

We’ve all heard them – and some of us have even used them. I’m talking about the ever barfable cheesy pick-up line. Thankfully, the only ones I hear these days come from the mouth of my boyfriend; who, I’m happy to say is quite creative with his words. And, thankfully, knows better than to use [...]



Obscenity Trail Suspended Due To Judge’s Love Of Porn.

Wednesday 11th June 2008 - 9:52:51 PM

I read this first paragraph of an article, and almost fell out of my chair laughing…

PASADENA, Calif. (AP)—A federal judge has suspended the obscenity trial of a Los Angeles porn distributor following a newspaper report that the judge had sexually explicit material on his own Web site. LA obscenity trial suspended over judge’s Web site

It’s [...]



Rumors Of A Madonna Divorce. Again.

Tuesday 10th June 2008 - 7:40:03 PM

Last night it was babies. Tonight it’s divorce. Or at least actions that look like steps towards divorce. Although it is Hollywood, where nothing is ever what it seems, so who knows.

First up, Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman; are the new parents heading towards the path of separation? Rumor has it that Jordan is pretty [...]



Jessica Alba & Tori Spelling Give Birth.

Monday 9th June 2008 - 9:53:58 PM

Congratulations to Jessica Alba and new husband Cash Warren, who welcomed a baby girl into their family this past Saturday, June 7th. The happy couple named their bundle of joy, Honor Marie Warren; a name Jessica talked about choosing a few months ago.

Honor: The girl’s name Honor ho-nor is pronounced AHN-er. It is of Latin [...]



Wonder Woman Finds Dead Body.

Saturday 7th June 2008 - 3:18:18 PM

In today’s episode, Wonder Woman finds a dead body in the Potomac River in Washington D.C. while on a nice relaxing canoe ride.

No wait, that really happened. Lynda Carter, who played Wonder Woman in the 70’s television show, came upon a female body floating face down in the river and promptly alerted nearby boaters, as [...]



Rev Run And Justine Are Good People.

Friday 6th June 2008 - 9:33:20 PM

In the Hollywood Gossip world of vicious rumors and juicy lies, it’s nice to have a feel-good story come along. Don’t get me wrong, I know there are lots of genuinely nice and caring celebrities, but we just don’t hear about them as often as we hear about Britney Spears descending into madness, Paris Hilton [...]



Paris Hilton Pregnant? Yes. No. Maybe.

Thursday 5th June 2008 - 8:04:07 PM

This could be the BIG one, people! That horrific day we’ve known would come sooner or later – when the world goes all topsy-turvy and nothing on Earth is ever the same again.

A doomsday event is a specific occurrence which has an exceptionally destructive effect on the human race. The final outcomes of doomsday events [...]



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Thursday 5th June 2008 - 7:54:50 AM

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It’s Wednesday. Time For Some Crack.

Wednesday 4th June 2008 - 8:36:32 PM

No, not the crack that Tatum O’Neal bought and never got to smoke. I’m talking cracked pots. They can tell you a lot about life, actually…

An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.

One of the pots had a crack in it [...]



Kevin Federline Is Father Of The Year. Again.

Tuesday 3rd June 2008 - 8:54:59 PM

Father’s Day is this month; the 15th, to be exact. It’s a day to honor fathers and remember all the wonderful things they do; like assuming custody when their ex-wife goes insane.

And who does that better than Kevin Federline?

No one! That’s who! And Prive Las Vegas agrees. The father of four* will officially be awarded [...]



Rock ‘N’ Roll Legend Bo Diddely Dead At 79.

Monday 2nd June 2008 - 9:50:58 PM

There was, and always will be, only one Bo Diddley.

A founding father of Rock ‘n’ Roll, Bo Diddley died of heart failure today at his home in Archer, Florida. He was 79.

The legendary singer and performer, known for his homemade square guitar, dark glasses and black hat, was an inductee into the Rock and Roll [...]



Fairy Tales For A Saturday.

Saturday 31st May 2008 - 10:46:18 AM

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?”

The girl said, “No!”

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t get fat, traveled more, had [...]



Britney Spears Is Still Crazy And Clay Aiken Is Having A Baby.

Thursday 29th May 2008 - 7:46:21 PM

Today, I moved up in the world. Well, more like moved down the hall.

My day job world has been pretty chaotic since about St. Patrick’s Day. That was the day we lost our Office Manager, and the day before I took a trip out of state. Since then my office life has been crazy; I [...]



George Clooney Is Single Again! So Is Sarah Larson.

Wednesday 28th May 2008 - 7:31:40 PM

A collective squeal from giddy females around the world could be heard today. George Clooney is back on the market.

It was only a matter of time, really. I mean, Sarah Larson is 29 and I’m sure feels the good ‘ol biological clock beginning to tick and probably wants to settle down. 47-year-old George Clooney, on [...]