Don’t know about you, but I’m pretty darn excited about this week’s edition of Saturday Night Live on NBC. Ok, so Lindsay Lohan wasn’t exactly “asked” to host, and more or less (more) called Lorne Michaels on the phone and begged to appear on the show as a way to remind the world that she’s an actual actress, and not just a junkie ex-child star with no real future or success outside of the slammer or a grave. I added that last part; her conversation with Micheals most likely ended at “actress.” According to reports, LiLo is doing a wonderful job... 

Congratulations to one of the cutest celebrity couples ever!! News hit the wires on Tuesday that actress Jennifer Garner had given birth to a boy, her third child with husband, actor Ben Affleck. Although he was rudely out-scooped by media outlets, Ben Affleck took to his Facebook page today to confirm his family’s newest arrival and let us all know that Samuel Garner Affleck was born on Monday, February 27th. The name Samuel is definitely the most traditional of their children’s names. While I love the names Violet and Seraphina, it’s nice to see Jennifer and Ben didn’t... 

The rumor mill is going full force this morning with the news that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi of Jersey Shore fame is pregnant. Yes, I’m very frightened too. Although the reality star has yet to formally announce that she is indeed with child, it’s beginning to look like the chatter is based in fact. The father of the child, by the way, is Jionni LaValle (whoever he is). According to sources close to the situation, Snooki is hoping to use her pregnancy to become “the next Kourtney Kardashian” and has hammered out a deal with Us Weekly after shopping the story around... 

It’s a sad, sad moment in music history today. Davy Jones has died of a heart attack at the age of 66. The Martin County, Florida medical examiner’s office confirmed with TMZ this morning that Martin Memorial Hospital had indeed informed of the passing of Jones. The British singer is survived by his wife Jessica and four daughters from previous marriages. Image Source Initially cast by TV producers in an attempt to create a scripted series about an actual rock band, it was in 1965 that Davy Jones, along with Micky Dolenz, Peter Tork, and Michael Nesmith formed The Monkees. Soon... 

So Halle Berry – who has said on more than one occasion that she will never marry again – is officially engaged to Olivier Martinez. I say “officially” because there were rumors of an engagement around the winter holidays; apparently it wasn’t true then, but it is now. I suppose I should extend my congratulations to the happy couple, but I can’t help but think the timing of their engagement has more to do with a certain custody battle than it does a burning desire to be married. Maybe it’s just me. But I doubt it. So what does Halle Berry’s marital status have... 

Remember that guttural feeling of horror that came over you the first time you watched the movie Psycho and realized that Norman Bates was keeping the body of his dead mother locked up in his house? Yeah, well that’s how I felt when I read about the birthday party Frederic Prinz von Anhalt recently threw in honor of his wife, Zsa Zsa Gabor. Call me crazy, but there’s something fishy about a party’s guest of honor staying in their bedroom all night. Perhaps it’s because I find Prinz von Anhalt to be a slimy creature, or maybe it’s because I’m fascinated by the macabre,... 

Ok, that was in bad taste; I apologize. Sort of. Here’s a little something fun to ponder….. What if the split of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher had nothing to do with his roaming penis and everything to do with her being a crazy whip-it freak? Stranger things have happened, ya know. It could very well be one of those so-crazy-it-must-be-true celebrity stories. Just throwing it out there; don’t get your panties in a bunch. So, yeah…Demi Moore was taken to the hospital in an ambulance on Monday night after someone from her home called 911. The event was confirmed by the...