Someone in the KFC kitchen over in Louisville, Kentucky is either a stoner with a horrible case of the munchies, or a pregnant lady with really weird cravings. There’s just no other way to explain Kentucky Fried Chicken’s latest sandwich creation. Currently being test marketed only in Nebraska and Rhode Island, the new KFC double down sandwich has bacon, both Swiss and pepper jack cheese, and of course KFC Colonel’s sauce – all between two fried chicken fillets. Yes, you read that right – instead of bread there is fried chicken. Gross. I can feel my arteries clogging... 

Well, it’s official – Michael Jackson’s death was a homicide. ho•mi•cide 1 : a person who kills another 2 : the killing of one human being by another criminal homicide: homicide committed by a person with a criminal state of mind (as intentionally, with premeditation, knowingly, recklessly, or with criminal negligence) deliberate homicide: homicide caused purposely and knowingly —used in Montana negligent homicide: homicide caused by a person’s criminally negligent act According to law enforcement sources quoted by the Associated Press, Michael Jackson’s... 

Answer: Heidi Montag and Miss Universe. Question: What are two words you never thought you’d hear in the same sentence? The 2009 Miss Universe Pageant was broadcast live Sunday night on NBC from Atlantis on Paradise Island in the Bahamas. And for some crazy reason, Heidi Montag was chosen to perform. What. The. Hell. I hardly know where to start. First of all, Heidi’s ensemble was a total rip off of the flesh colored glittery number that Britney Spears wore a few years back – except when Britney wore it, it didn’t look like she was carrying a load in her pants. Heidi... 

UPDATE: Vancouver Sun August 23, 2009 6:54 PM METRO VANCOUVER — Fugitive Ryan Jenkins, wanted in the murder of his swimsuit model ex-wife, has been found dead in a motel in Hope, police have confirmed. It appears the reality TV star “took his own life,” said RCMP Sgt. Duncan Pound, spokesman for the RCMP’s federal border integrity program. “The hotel staff had gone in to check on him… it would be speculation to say how long he had been in there,” said Pound at a press conference just minutes ago. Earlier this afternoon, Mounties met with the... 

A lot of my friends email me stuff for my blog to do whatever with; most of the time I hang on to it until it fits in with something in my life. Which is exactly what happened today. I had a bit of a shock this morning – and without going into too much detail – it was once again a lesson that I ultimately do not have control. Oh sure, I can control when I eat or when I pee and stuff, but in the grand scheme of things, I’m not in charge. Today I need to remember the mayonnaise jar and the two beers….. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in... 

Ryan Jenkins, a VH1 reality show contestant, has been formally charged with murdering his wife, Jasmine Fiore. Today it was reported that when authorities found Jasmine’s dead body, her fingers had been cut off and all her teeth removed. Jasmine Fiore’s Teeth, Fingers Removed – Celebrity Smack Police are now saying that in the weeks before he died, Michael Jackson was hurting himself on purpose in an effort to get more drugs from doctors. Michael Jackson “Hurt Himself” To Get More Painkillers – Celebrity Dirty Laundry The cast for the next season of Dancing With... 

August 18 is the 230th day of the year (231st in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 135 days remaining until the end of the year. 1735 Evening Post begins publishing (Boston Mass) 1872 1st mail-order catalog issued by A. M. Ward 1920 Shelley Winters born 1926 Weather map televised for 1st time 1933 Roman Polanski born 1937 Robert Redford born 1943 Martin Mull born 1952 Patrick Swayze born Image Source 1956 Elvis Presley’s “Hound Dog/Don’t Be Cruel” reaches #1 1957 Denis Leary born 1958 Madeleine... 

Melissa Huckaby, 28, has officially been indicted on charges she kidnapped, raped and killed 8-year-old Sandra Cantu, and that she drugged two additional people in Tracy, CA. Huckaby cried as San Joaquin County Judge Linda Lofthus read the indictment against her. You can read the full indictment HERE Rather than hold a preliminary hearing to determine whether or not Melissa Huckaby would stand trial, prosecutors convened a grand jury in late July. The grand jury transcript will not be made public. Melissa Huckaby’s next hearing as been scheduled for September 10th, at the... 

Who: Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, Kari Ann Peniche What: Yet another celebrity sex tape Why it’s different: Um, did you see the “who”?? Super hot Grey’s Anatomy actor Eric Dane, 36, and his wife of five years Rebecca Gayheart, 38, (the Noxema Girl) are the latest celebrity couple to be caught up in a celebrity sex tape scandal. Except this time, there’s a third person thrown into the mix – Miss Teen USA turned Playboy model turned alleged madam Kari Ann Peniche, 25. The video, which you can see in its edited version at the Defamer, shows the trio lounging around... 

After more than 30 years in the slammer for trying to kill President Gerald Ford, 60-year-old Manson Family member Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme has been released from Fort Worth’s Federal Medical Center Carswell. And it almost went unnoticed. Being a sly little devil Squeaky Fromme slipped past the media laying low in one of many cars going in and out of the prison’s front gate. The prison officials are not saying where she is planning on living or what she plans to do with the rest of her life. In September 1975 Lynette Fromme made her way through a crowd of people gathered... 

I don’t really know how I feel about Michael Vick being allowed back into the NFL and signed to a team. On the one hand he’s done the time for his crime, but on the other hand the activities he was involved with which landed him behind bars were brutal and violent, and not at all the role model behavior an NFL football player should demonstrate. While taking responsibility for his actions is a good thing for his young fans to see, I’m not sure if it’s enough to erase the whole Michael Vick dog fighting thing. After much speculation and rumors of various teams, Michael... 

UPDATE: A day later, Kourtney has revealed her baby daddy. I found this article: Kourtney Kardashian, her ex-ex expecting “It’s Scott. My ex-boyfriend. Who is now my boyfriend,” she said. The couple split in January but have seen each other on occasion, Todayshow.com said. I hope that poor baby has stability in its life because as of right now, it doesn’t seem like it. Good luck, Kourtney. Thanks Mo!! * * * I can safely say that I never thought I would write a post about Kourtney Kardashian – especially one about her being pregnant. Of course I never thought I would... 

You know what…..I’ve got a big problem with Miley Cyrus pole dancing at the Teen Choice Awards. I’m not a prude by any means, but a 16-year-old girl gyrating on a pole at a kids award show is just not appropriate. Not at all. It wouldn’t be so bad of the stupid girl wasn’t trying to convince us she’s a virgin. If you’re gonna play the virgin role my dear Miley, you need to actually act like a virgin – not some skank in a micro mini. There’s nothing wrong with being a skank in a micro mini – heck, that’s how Paris Hilton makes her living. But when you’re... 

Another country music era has ended. After 20 years together, the best-selling country duo Kix Brooks, 54, and Ronnie Dunn, 56, have decided to call it quits. But don’t worry, there’s no bad blood between them; they say it’s “just time.” Brooks and Dunn announced their break up Monday on their website saying they’ve agreed to “call it a day.” “This ride has been everything and more than we could ever have dreamed … We owe it all to you, the fans,” Kix Brooks and Ronnie Dunn said in the message. “If you hear rumors, don’t believe them, it’s... 

Disclaimer: The following was sent to me as an email forward. If it’s not true or accurate, it’s not my fault. If nothing else, it’s just a fun little thing to read. Well, now……here’s something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn’t history more fun when you know something about it? Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all... 

My birthday is ten days from now, I’ll be 31. As a little girl I figured I would me married with children by now, but I’m not. I’m ok with it though, I know I’m right where I’m supposed to be. And to be perfectly honest, I really like my alone time and not having to police other human beings. The following celebrities, however, are at places in their lives to fit in marriage and children….. Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer Engaged (Photos) – BumpShack Cheech Marin Just Married – The Star Celeb Il Divo’s David Miller Ties the Knot – People.com Daniel Baldwin... 

The autopsy results for Billy Mays were released today – the findings were obvious and a little surprising all at the same time. The primary cause of death was listed as “lethal arrhythmia of the heart caused by hypertensive and atherosclerotic heart disease”; simply put Billy Mays died of a massive heart attack. That’s the obvious part. The surprising part however, is sadly not all that surprising in the world of celebrities. According to the Billy Mays autopsy results, the superstar pitchman had quite the prescription drug cocktail in his system. … there were some... 

I’m sure you know by now that movie director John Hughes died today of a heart attack at the age of 59. Since so many people are writing about John Hughes the man and director, I’ve decided to make my memorial post a collection of my favorite John Hughes movie quotes from my three most favorite John Hughes movies. As I was going through all the quotes for each movie however, it occurred to me that the whole dang movie is my favorite quote! So I had to make an executive decision and choose only one quote per character. Not at all an easy decision, let me tell ya. Which John... 

George Sodini walked into a “Latino impact” dance class at an L.A. Fitness gym in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on Tuesday August 4, 2009 and opened fire – killing Heidi Overmier, 46; Elizabeth Gannon, 49; and Jody Billingsley, 38, before turning the gun on himself. Since the shooting, more and more disturbing details have emerged about George Sodini. Like how he hadn’t had a girlfriend since the early 80s, and that he chronicled his sad and lonely life on a blog, and even spoke of his murderous intentions. Apparently no one noticed all of this – which I’m sure contributed... 

Laura Ling and Euna Lee, American journalists for former Vice President Al Gore’s San Francisco-based Current TV, have been pardoned by the South Korean government. The two women were sentenced last March to 12 years of hard labor after being captured along the North Korean border with China and charged with illegal entry into North Korea as well as engaging in “hostile acts.” North Korea’s official news agency said the release of Laura Ling, 32, and Euna Lee, 36, was ordered by Kim Jong Il – after he spent the day with former President Bill Clinton, that is. Image...