Lindsay Lohan is back, bitches! Well, she’s at least back on the right side of the law. After being busted for violating her probation (again) when she was forcibly relieved of her original community service duties, Lindsay Lohan was sent to the morgue. In true Lindsay style, she was late the first day and turned away. Then the excuses came. On Thursday, after she’d been sliced, diced and julienned by the press for showing late and leaving early, her rep — a guy whose number is probably on every magazine editor’s speed-dial lately — said: “Her lateness was due to... 

At the end of last month I told you about the rampant rumors circulating that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with her first child. (Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant. Maybe. Maybe Not.) While there has still been no confirmation or denial from her people, there are new pictures of the former pop star that are clearly trying to tell us something. As far as I can guess, the pictures are either telling us that Jessica Simpson has entered her second trimester, or she’s taken up smuggling basketballs. I’m going with the former, but that’s just me. On a related note, Jessica Simpson’s... 

It’s time for the second installment of fashion tips courtesy of Bringing Back The Sweater Vest. Fall is upon us – as was made clear to me the instant my eyes started to itch and my nose began to run – and thus it’s time to switch up the wardrobe a bit. Where once we had sunny days and warm nights calling for shorts and thin tops, we now have cooler days with burst of heat and sometimes downright chilly nights; what is a girl to do? Aside from the allergies, there’s nothing I find more annoying this time a year than not dressing correctly for the day. The solution? Layers!!! Not... 

It is now officially official…..singer Amy Winehouse died of alcohol poisoning. After the initial autopsy proved inconclusive, more in-depth tests were conducted. “Toxicology results returned to the Winehouse family by authorities have confirmed that there were no illegal substances in Amy’s system at the time of her death. Results indicate that alcohol was present but it cannot be determined as yet if it played a role in her death.” [source] Well now it has been determined, and according to the official ruling of coroner Suzanne Greenaway, “death by misadventure”... 

I’m starting something new, bitches!! Don’t worry, it’s something great. Get ready for weekly fashion tips! Wait, what? Fashion and Hilary Shepherd?? Do pigs fly? Here’s the deal…..I know this totally cool chick, L.M., who totally knows what she’s talking about when it comes to fashion for the hip 20-ish and 30-something female, and she’s got a new fashion blog called Bringing Back The Sweater Vest (hence, my post title). Ok, so she’s basically related to me because someday we’ll most likely share a last name, but whatever; I want to support her regardless.... 

Lindsay Lohan has more mug shots than I have day-to-day bras. Seriously. I’m not sure which is sadder, now that I think about it; but whatever. The point is, stupid Lindsay Lohan – who is barely 25 – has five friggin’ mug shots under her belt. I suppose this is where my big heart is supposed to come in, but quite frankly I’m plum out of sympathy in the Lohan department. There are just so many times I can listen to a privileged celebrity blame everyone and everything but themselves and their terrible choices, before I turn off the light of empathy all together. My... 

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