I had some other sites to write for tonight, and I can barely breathe out of my nose, but I didn’t want to go to bed without talking about Chris Brown’s court appearance today. In a nutshell, Chris Brown, 20, arrived at the courthouse in the early afternoon, soon after he pled guilty to felony assault ‘by means likely to cause great bodily injury.’ Didn’t see that one coming, to be perfectly honest; Rihanna was at the courthouse too, ready to testify. The terms of Chris Brown’s guilty plea are as follows: No jail time 5 years probation 180 days of community service... 

I often read headlines that make me gasp, but I’ve noticed lately that my reaction has become automatic, and no longer a true measure of my genuine response. But when I read the headlines about Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new project, my jaw nearly hit the floor with pure unfiltered awe. Jennifer Love Hewitt, who has been with more guys than she probably has purses, and has been engaged to half of them (‘has’ being the operative word since not a single engagement has actually led to marriage), is writing a book about the world of love and dating. Try not to hurt yourself... 

On this day in 1987… Late night legend Johnny Carson married his 4th wife, Alexis Mass, a former aide to Massachusetts Gov. Michael Dukakis. The talk show host was 61, his new bride was 35. Johnny Carson and Alexis Mass are said to have met when Alexis was walking down the Malibu beach, holding an empty wine glass. Carson said he noticed a beautiful woman and offered to fill the glass. His marriage to Alexis Mass was Johnny Carson’s longest – lasting until his death in 2005. [source] Image Source On this day in 1988… During a taping of Price is Right, model Janice Pennington... 

Accidental Sexiness / Some cops did what? Amy Grindhouse / The Free KFC Chicken Fiasco Results in Lawsuit Anything Hollywood / Gisele Bundchen Is Pregnant Bitten & Bound / Garth Brooks Sister Busted for Nude Streaking Celebrity Mound / Lindsay Lohan the Victim of Twitter Hackers? Celebrity Smack / Morgan Freeman Affair with Step-Granddaughter? [PHOTO] Celebrity VIP Lounge / Jonas Brothers Confirm Girlfriends Celebutante Sisters / MTV Probably Isn’t Happy With Lauren Conrad Daily Stab / David Archuleta’s Dad Busted For Soliciting A Massage Parlor Prostitute Gabby... 

mo⋅ron – noun – a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment. From one of my local news stations, Fox40: Dine, dash, smash: Women reportedly try to skip out on bill at IHOP, plow into restaurant DETROIT (AP) — Four women trying to skip out on their bill at an International House of Pancakes ended up plowing into the Detroit restaurant as they sped away. No one was injured in the accident Tuesday morning. Restaurant manager Raymond Jefferson told the Detroit Free Press the women ran from the IHOP just after 6 a.m. without paying their bill. Their server... 

The circumstances surrounding David Carradine’s death are just getting weirder and weirder. David Winters, a producer friend of Carradine’s believes the actor died at the hands of transsexual hookers. Winters tells Globe magazine, “David Carradine was murdered… I strongly believe Lady Boys are responsible. Lady Boys operate in pairs. David would not have stood a chance. They can be very brutal…I want to see those tapes. My suspicion is they’ve already been doctored.” The magazine also reports that they are working with a retired FBI agent named Ted Gunderson... 

First the happy news….. Carnie Wilson gave birth to a little girl last Friday, at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. Named Luciana Bella, the healthy baby weighed in at 6 pounds, 5 ounces and measured 19 inches in length. This is the second child for the Wilson Phillips singer; she and musician husband Rob Bonfiglio also have a 4-year-old daughter named Lola Sofia. I totally love the names! [source] And now the sad news….. Patrick Farrow, 66, sculptor and brother of actress Mia Farrow, was found dead in his art gallery late Monday when emergency workers were called to... 

Paris Hilton wants us to believe that she doesn’t sleep with every boy she dates, and in fact has had sex with only a couple of people. I, of course, do not believe her one bit. How do you know if Paris is lying? Her lips are moving! In the last 5 years, Paris Hilton has burned through guys like MC Hammer burned through cash. Let’s take a little stroll down memory lane, shall we? 2004 Paris Hilton becomes a household name after ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon releases a sex tape he calls 1 Night in Paris. During this time Paris is dating boy-bander Nick Carter – until pictures... 

Not surprising: Usher and his wife Tameka Foster are getting divorced. Surprising: Usher and Tameka have not lived together in a year. I’m rarely taken aback by a Hollywood divorce, but learning that the R&B star and his soon to be ex-wife have been living separately for a year caught me a bit off guard. It started like a fairytale. About 200 people attended Usher and Tameka’s wedding in August 2007 just outside of Atlanta, Georgia, at a 3,500 acre resort built in the style of a 16th-century-style French chateau. Usher told Usmagainze at the time, “It was beautiful... 

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may be a lot of things, but one thing they are not is greedy. The couple has given to charity for years, this time donating $1 million to the St. John’s Hospital cancer treatment center in Brad’s hometown of Springfield, Missouri. Doug Pitt, Brad’s brother, heads up the cause and says the money will go towards and endowment fund which pays for the services of kids in need of cancer specialists. The fund will also pay for a new pediatric unit, consisting of ten new units at the Ronald McDonald House based at the hospital; the expansion will... 

So much for the experience on I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! humbling Heidi and Spencer Pratt. Al Roker interviewed Speidi this morning on the Today show and managed to shake-up the couple so much, Heidi cried and they had to run to Ryan Seacrest for support. Roker went for the jugular right from the start, telling the Pratt brats, “There are those that say you are the poster children for everything that is wrong with celebrity in this country.” In defense of his behavior on the show, Spencer Pratt said, “I’m not an actor. I wanted to be the villain.” When... 

This coming July 4th weekend, I will have been in my current residence for a year. And in that whole time, I haven’t done a single thing with my yard. My landlord said I can do whatever I want to it since the only access is through the house, so he doesn’t have a landscaper for the back. As you know, I have a dog and a turtle. The turtle lives in a blue plastic kiddie pool, but it’s really getting too small. My boyfriend found a cheap plastic pond thing which will be perfect – once a hole has been dug. I’ve decided that a gardening party would be a great way to... 

Well it’s Saturday afternoon and I have basically done nothing – which is awesome ‘cause I feel like the last few weekends have been nothing but doing things and driving all across the land; so this is a nice rest. Of course, soon it will end as I have to leave at 4:00 to drive a zillion miles to see my friend’s 2-year-old in her very first dance recital. Anyway, I didn’t get a chance to talk to you yesterday so I wanted to be sure to do so today. One of the best things that happened this past week was when Zack Morris made an appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.... 

Just in case you spent Thursday under a rock, I’ll catch you up. There was really only one story for the day, so you didn’t miss much; but it is a biggie so you sort of missed a whole hell of a lot. Chastity Bono is becoming a man. The only child of Sonny Bono and Cher, Chastity came out as a lesbian about 20 years ago. Shortly after her 40th birthday, Chastity Bono began the process of transitioning from female to male. A civil rights advocate, journalist, author and musician, Chastity Bono will now be known as Chaz Bono. “Yes, it’s true — Chaz, after many... 

Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriend and ‘Girl Next Door’ Kendra Wilkinson is having a baby. Fortunately the baby does not belong to Hef, but rather Kendra’s fiancé Hank Bassett. The two will be married in just a couple of weeks on June 27th. Am I the only one who’s a little uncomfortable with Kendra Wilkinson reproducing? Kendra is extremely excited to be a mom! Kendra revealed to E!, “Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together. We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans.” [source] Image Source I’m... 

Britney Spears’s agent Jason Trawick has officially entered crazy land and crossed over into the boyfriend realm. And apparently her father Jamie approves. A source said: “They are totally and definitely dating. Her dad loves him. He’s the best thing that has happened to her.”… …Friends claim the pop beauty fell for Trawick – who is a childhood friend of her brother Bryan – since they first met a few years ago. The source added to People magazine: “They’re very sweet together. Britney has always had a crush on Jason. He makes her really happy, and he’s... 

You know how they say good things come to those who wait? Well, we waited, and now something good has come. Apparently having had enough of her doesn’t-play-well-with-others attitude, Donald Trump set the wheels in motion today to strip Carrie Prejean of her crown and title of Miss California USA. According to The Donald, Carrie Prejean was fired because – quite simply – she wasn’t doing the job she was hired to do, and she treated people badly. Trump told TMZ Carrie refused to appear at around 30 events on behalf of Miss California USA. He says Prejean was contractually... 

Lag Vegas performer Danny Gans died at over a month ago, and his cause of death has just been announced. The Clark County Coroner’s Office has determined that Danny Gans died of hydromorphone toxicity and chronic pain syndrome. According to Coroner Mike Murphy, Gans developed a toxic level of hydromorphone in his system, which caused his respiration to become depressed. The drug, an opiate, is used to treat chronic pain. Murphy said that a pre-existing cardiovascular condition also contributed to his death. The drug hydromorphone is used widely for acute pain. Gans suffered... 

Adam Lambert is gay. In other news, the sky is blue. Duh!! In the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine, American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert finally admits what most of us have known all along – he’s gay. “I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay,” Lambert says in the new issue of Rolling Stone, hitting newsstands this week. The flamboyant Idol singer hits our cover and bares all, talking about his childhood (”I started to realize I wasn’t like every other boy,” he says), the drug-fueled Burning Man epiphany that led him to AI... 

First thing’s first….. David Carradine’s family is convinced the actor was murdered, and have even gone so far as to accuse a secret sect of killer ninjas. A secret sect of kung fu assassins could have silenced actor David Carradine as he delved into their shadowy activities, according to his family’s lawyer. …attorney Mark Geragos suggested that Carradine may have been killed as he tried to uncover groups working in the martial-arts underworld. What Would Tyler Durden Do? Heidi Pratt has been released from a Costa Rican hospital where she was being treated for a gastric...