I’m going to guess that Hugh Hefner is not voting for Kate Gosselin to win this season’s Dancing with the Stars. And the old guy certainly doesn’t want the mother of 8 to pose for his magazine. No way, no how! When asked if Kate Gosselin is someone Hugh would want to grace the pages of Playboy, the octogenarian responded with a, “No! No!” To add insult to injury, Hugh Hefner doesn’t even understand how Kate Gosselin can be famous enough to be on ABCs Dancing with the Stars in the first place. “I don’t think she’s a celebrity,” Hefner said. [source] Image... 

Imprisoned drug dealer Cameron Douglas has got a lot of people who love him. Earlier this year Cameron Douglas pled guilty to dealing crystal meth, for which he faces at least ten years behind bars. His sentencing is scheduled for next week, during which his famous family thinks the judge should go easy. In a letter to Judge Richard Berman, Cameron’s 93-year-old grandfather Kirk Douglas said his dying wish was to see his 31-year-old grandson succeed as an actor. “I am convinced that Cameron could be a fine actor and a person that cares for others. I hope I can see that happen... 

Another member of the Dynasty family has died. Actor Christopher Cazenove, who played the evil cousin of John Forsythe’s Blake Carrington, had been suffering from cancer for the past year, has died of complications from septicemia.* Cazenove’s agent Lesley Duff, released a statement on behalf of his family and long-time girlfriend Isabel Davies: “Christopher died peacefully surrounded by his loved ones having contracted septicemia at the end of February. Despite a valiant fight and the untiring efforts of the wonderful team at St Thomas, he was overwhelmed. All who knew... 

Victoria Beckham is determined to give birth to another baby – preferably a girl – and she’ll do whatever it takes to make it happen. Including having sex with her husband about five times a day. Yes folks, David and Victoria Beckham are having sex five times a day. And would you believe David – who Victoria once nicknamed Golden Balls – isn’t exactly enjoying every minute of it? … Becks who is off the field due to an injury is definitely getting plenty of exercise and it is leaving him exhausted. A friend told The Sun “He’s not complaining. But with... 

Sad single mother Bristol Palin, whose calling in life is to help keep girls from becoming her, wants you to know she’s just another young single mother who’s struggling to get by. Well, at least she would be if she wasn’t so darn rich and famous. In a new PSA for the Candie’s Foundation (no relation to the shoe company), Sarah Palin’s daughter looks doe-eyed into the camera, doing her best impression of exhaustion, and tells young audiences to “pause before you play.” Bristol Palin tells ABC that it’s an “open-ended message” which could mean “pause and... 

I don’t know what George Lopez give his late night talk show guests in the green room while they wait, but it sure makes celebrities act really weird and say odd things. First there was Jennifer Love Hewitt telling George about her sparkly lady parts, and now there’s Dancing with the Stars judge Bruno Tonioli sharing what he really thinks of Kate Gosselin’s dancing skills. Bruno had quite a bit to say about dance-disaster Kate Gosselin, and I cannot say that I disagree. The 54-year-old Italian choreographer called the mother of eight “pretty dreadful” and that “she’s... 

I. Am Going. To Be Sick. Like, for reals. Grown man-loser Michael Lohan, 49, is reportedly engaged to washed-up tabloid journalist Kate Major, 27. Michael Lohan, who has four children from his marriage to Dina Lohan – including hot mess Lindsay Lohan – says one of the reasons for their walk down the aisle is Kate’s desire to immediately have children. Oh my god! Has Kate not looked at how (not) well Michael’s children have turned out? Does she really want to get all mixed up in that gene pool? Ewww. … [Michael] says journalist Kate Major is desperate to have children...