Oh, Lindsay Lohan. Not this again. What is your problem, dear child? I mean really; is your head full of bricks? Several reports have indicated that Lindsay Lohan has basically given the justice system – and possibly her freedom – the royal middle finger by failing to properly complete her court-ordered community service (she was literally kicked out as a result), and blowing off mandatory therapy appointments. Lindsay Lohan has been kicked out of the program where she was supposed to complete her community service because she violated the rules numerous times. Judge Stephanie... 

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So apparently fastening a stupid little seat belt on the airplane is too much for Whitney Houston to handle. The sober journey she’s one must be a rough one. Or she’s just a diva. After boarding a Delta flight in Atlanta, Ms. Houston was asked to buckle her seat belt – as are all flyers – and she refused. When a second member of the crew told Houston she would be removed from the plane if she did not put on her seat belt, Houston still refused to buckle her belt (which I’m sure was highly annoying to the rest of the passengers). Finally Diva Whitney allowed a crew... 

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I’m starting to think the casting directors for NBC’s The Celebrity Apprentice are more interested in cat fights than finding actual celebrities to compete on the raising-money-for-charity show. Not that I’m complaining – I like reality TV drama as much as the next person – I’m just making an observation. That being said below is a partial list of potential celebrity contestants in alphabetical order by first name. I say ‘partial’ because it’s by no means complete and ‘potential’ because a few of them have not been solidly confirmed. Adam Carolla – Radio... 

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I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but Liberace was gay. Yeah, shocking; I know. In today’s world of open sexuality and flamboyance in music, artists don’t necessarily have to stay in the closet and live a life that is not authentic to who they really are. But in the mid-20th century it was a very different story. While he lived a public life as a talented and successful pianist, Liberace privately held a lot of secrets and the pain of having to hide his personal life from the world. And now they’re making a movie about it! From movie producer Jerry Weintraub... 

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I’m not going to lie; when I first heard that former MMA fighter and bit-actor Joseph Son has been named as the primary suspect in the death of a fellow Wasco State Prison inmate, my first thought was that Son has committed more violent crimes than we know about. I’ve watched enough Law & Order and CSI to know that most criminals don’t offend just once. On Christmas Eve 1990, Joseph Son and his buddy Santiago Lopez Gaitan kidnapped a 19-year-old woman as she wandered her neighborhood looking at Christmas lights. They drove her to Huntington Beach, held her at gunpoint... 

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So apparently the word ‘metaphor’ is a misunderstood one in today’s world of journalism. Or maybe I’m just super-smart and know big words. After Hank Williams, Jr stated to Fox & Friends that President Obama and Vice President Biden are “the enemy” and using Obama’s name in the same sentence has Hitler’s, the powers that be saw to it that Hank’s “Are You Ready for Some Football” chant was pulled from the Monday Night Football broadcast. A move that I personally believe was a pointless one. Aside from the fact that this is friggin’ America and... 

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It’s true! According to her daughter, Alexis, anyway. When I found out years ago that Martha Stewart had a grown daughter (probably around the time she went to prison for being a greedy liar) my first thoughts included, “Wait, what? Martha Stewart is straight?” and “Someone actually had sex with that lady?” Yes, I know, I have the hard-hitting questions. Anyway, it turns out that although Martha Stewart has made an empire out of being fun and fancy, she wasn’t anywhere near a love-through-hugs kind of mother. In fact, to hear Alexis tell it, Martha Stewart has some... 

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