Today is Monday and Mondays SUCK!! But as bad as you think your day is going, keep in mind that it could be so much worse. In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes... 

I got back from the land of no internet a few hours ago; and I must say, as much as I enjoyed where I was and am happy I spent the weekend there, I’m quite happy to be home. I missed my laptop very much. Skimming the gossip I missed, it looks like the Spencer and Heidi Pratt “I’m a Celebrity…” saga is still going strong. And now there are allegations of torture. Yes, the Pratt brats are crying foul and threatening to sue NBC over what they say was such horrible treatment upon their return to the show it sent Heidi to the hospital. First, Heidi Pratt was said to have... 

The iconic Marilyn Monroe would have turned 83-years-old this past June 1st, were she alive today. But, as we all know, she isn’t with us because she was killed by the Kennedys. Yeah, I said it! Here’s my theory in a nutshell…Marilyn Monroe was boinking both President John F. Kennedy and his brother Bobby, she got tired of all the secrets and lies and wanted to go public, the Kennedys freaked out, Monroe ends up dead. Marilyn Monroe and JFK were also heavily addicted to drugs, which may or may not be related to Marilyn’s death. Let’s take a quick moment to reflect... 

I listen to the morning news as I wake up – usually laying there with my eyes closed thinking about how much I don’t want to leave my bed. This morning while in my half-conscience state, I heard the newscaster say that David Carradine was found dead in Bangkok. To be perfectly honest, I thought I dreamt it. It was so random. They didn’t even say anything about “sad news” – he was talking about the weather or something then announced that Carradine had died. Anyway, it’s being reported that David Carradine was found by a maid in the Bangkok hotel room he was staying... 

I’ve always believed that we dislike in others what we dislike in ourselves. So if Octomom Nadya Suleman is ripping Jon & Kate Plus 8’s Kate Gosselin a new one because of Kate’s massive thirst for attention, does that mean Nadya actually hates that about herself? Hmmm…… Or maybe Octomom is just trying to have the negative attention taken off her and put onto Kate. Of course, by doing so, it makes Nadya look even worse. Nadya Suleman told her best friends over at RadarOnline all about how she’s better than Kate Gosselin, and how all Kate wants is attention. Over... 

In March, country singer LeAnn Rimes basically admitted to having an affair with actor Eddie Cibrian without actually admitting it. The story – which no one involved seemed to really dispute – made the cover of Usmagazine then virtually fell off the map. Until now. Now Eddie Cibrian’s wife Brandi Glanville is telling anyone who will listen, that LeAnn Rimes is stalking Eddie and won’t leave him alone. “LeAnn is a stalker,” [Brandi] said. “She refuses to leave us alone – it is shameful and scary. People are going to say it takes two to tango and I... 

Twitter Shmitter – it’s all about iGoogle Showcase now, phools! Today Google announced their new iGoogle Showcase which allows us to see and share the homepages of some of our favorite celebrities including Keith Urban, Betsy Johnson and Dave Matthews. Image Source The iGoogle Showcase allows you to either add a celebrity’s entire iGoogle page to your own, or browse through the collection and choose different gadgets and themes from several pages. For example, you might select Al Gore’s iGoogle page for his preferred theme and gadgets for keeping up on the latest... 

To be engaged, or not to be….. Cute little Christina Ricci and her way taller fiancé Owen Benjamin have ended their engagement. According to a source close to the couple, Ricci and Benjamin called it quits this past weekend. “Owen had a birthday party this past Sunday, and everything seemed fine. Sometime after, they got into a fight and decided to reevaluate things. [Then] the engagement was off,” says a source close to the couple. Another source close to the actress says the pair called off the engagement before last week. “They really are still close,” adds the... 

Noooooo!! Say it isn’t so! After quitting like a thousand times and driving everyone nuts, it has been confirmed that Heidi and Spencer Pratt are back on “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here” tonight. Oh joy. “Heidi and Spencer are still in the jungle and part of the show,” their rep told Us Wednesday morning. Us can also exclusively report that Spencer’s sister Stephanie and his friend Spenser (yes, there’s another one, only spelled with an ’s’) were the people under the blankets at L.A.’s LAX airport Tuesday night. They were simply... 

I don’t know much about Heidi and Spencer Pratt, other than they’re from an MTV “reality” show and they’re totally fake, extremely annoying, and very obviously fame parasites. Now I can add despicable and spoiled human beings to that list. And I’m using ‘human beings’ very loosely. I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here is basically Survivor for B and C-list celebrities, with the contestants fighting to win money for their specified charities. The first episode wasn’t even over before the Pratt brats threatened to quit twice. Tidbits about the premiere….. Celebrity... 

The third season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew starts this summer. The eight one-hour episodes will follow the celebrities as they go through Dr. Drew’s intensive 21-day rehab program. The celebrity patients, in alphabetical order by first name: Dennis Rodman: I think we all know who Dennis Rodman is and why he needs to go to rehab. If you watched Celebrity Apprentice this last time around, you know the man loves his vodka and cranberries. Image Source Heidi Fleiss: This one is pretty obvious. I mean, have you seen Heidi’s nose? Image Source Joey Kovar: From MTVs Real... 

Although Jennifer Hudson has not made an official announcement herself, it’s looking like this celebrity pregnancy rumor might actually be true. From Usmagazine: A baby shower was held Saturday in [Jennifer’s] native Chicago, The Chicago Tribune reports. It was “a quiet gathering of friends and mostly family,” said Hudson’s longtime friend, singer and actress Felicia Fields. “They’re really trying to keep it kind of quiet. It was a nice time that we had.” Asked if Hudson, 27, received blue or pink gifts, Fields told the paper, “They... 

45-year-old actress Lori Petty was arrested Saturday night on felony drunk driving charges after she allegedly hit a 14-year-old on a skateboard in Venice, CA. From PEOPLE: Police and paramedics arrived at the scene of the accident at 9:30 p.m. The skateboarder was treated for his injuries and released. Petty, who starred in Point Break, Tank Girl and A League of Their Own, was booked into the Van Nuys jail and eventually released on $100,000 bail. A spokesman for the Los Angeles Police Department said the circumstances surrounding the accident are still unclear. Detectives... 

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the man and said, ‘Do you know who I am?’ The man replied, ‘Yep,... 

Britney Spears is being sued by Ricardo Mendoza, the former TMZ photographer whose foot she ran over a year and a half ago. Ricardo Mendoza filed a civil lawsuit in Los Angeles on Friday against her, claiming that Spears negligently operated her car and committed assault and battery when she ran over his foot in Beverly Hills on Oct. 18, 2007. Several media outlets picked up footage of the incident, including celebrity gossip site TMZ, where Mendoza worked at the time. TMZ, which first reported the lawsuit, auctioned off his tire-stained sock and donated the proceeds to charity. [Celebrity... 

Ok, you know what? I forget a lot of things a lot of the time, but I have never ever forgotten that I’m on my period. Never. I think it’s the whole bleeding thing that helps me remember to keep myself plugged up. Britney Spears, on the other hand, seems to have a little trouble remembering when her Aunt Flo is in town. Yes, a woman in her late twenties, with two children, can’t keep track of her own cycle. Of course, it is crazy Britney Spears so perhaps I shouldn’t be so surprised. Or so disgusted – the woman walks into gas station bathrooms barefoot for crying... 

I think we can all agree that Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan has a few screws loose. Some of those screws have landed him in jail; others have driven him apart from his children. Well it looks like Michael has yet to tighten even a single one of those loose screws. It is just now being reported that back on April 6th Michael Lohan was arrested for (allegedly) making threats towards his fiancée Erin Muller during a phone call on March 18th. The story goes that when Erin tried to break things off with Michael, he lost his temper (no surprise there) and threatened to kill... 

We all know that drinking enough water each day is very important for our health. But drinking water all day can get pretty old pretty quick; sometimes you just need something with actual flavor. Some beverage companies have turned to flavored vitamin infused water to appease those of us sick of drinking plain water, but buying flavored water every day can get real expensive real fast. Other beverage companies have created little water flavoring packets, which are nice when traveling or to keep at the office. The downside, however, is that most of those flavor packets are loaded... 

Mike Tyson has received a lot of blows in his lifetime – most of them to his head – but this one has hit his heart like a ton of bricks. From E! News Online: Arizona police have confirmed to E! News that the former heavyweight champ’s 4-year-old daughter, Exodus Tyson, has died, a day after accidentally hanging herself on a piece of exercise equipment at the family home. “I was just advised by investigators that Exodus Tyson was pronounced deceased at 11:45 a.m. today at the hospital,” said Sgt. Andy Hill of the Phoenix Police Department. “Our sympathies... 

Want to make a smoke bomb? It’ll be really cool, I promise you. A smoke bomb is a firework designed to produce smoke upon ignition. Smoke bombs are useful to military units, airsoft games, paintball games, and self defense. Colored smoke devices use a formula that consists of an oxidizer (typically potassium chlorate, KClO3), a fuel (generally sugar), a moderant (such as sodium bicarbonate) to keep the reaction from getting too hot, and a powdered organic dye. The burning of this mixture evaporates the dye and forces it out of the device, where it condenses in the atmosphere...