I don’t know what George Lopez give his late night talk show guests in the green room while they wait, but it sure makes celebrities act really weird and say odd things. First there was Jennifer Love Hewitt telling George about her sparkly lady parts, and now there’s Dancing with the Stars judge Bruno Tonioli sharing what he really thinks of Kate Gosselin’s dancing skills. Bruno had quite a bit to say about dance-disaster Kate Gosselin, and I cannot say that I disagree. The 54-year-old Italian choreographer called the mother of eight “pretty dreadful” and that “she’s... 

I. Am Going. To Be Sick. Like, for reals. Grown man-loser Michael Lohan, 49, is reportedly engaged to washed-up tabloid journalist Kate Major, 27. Michael Lohan, who has four children from his marriage to Dina Lohan – including hot mess Lindsay Lohan – says one of the reasons for their walk down the aisle is Kate’s desire to immediately have children. Oh my god! Has Kate not looked at how (not) well Michael’s children have turned out? Does she really want to get all mixed up in that gene pool? Ewww. … [Michael] says journalist Kate Major is desperate to have children... 

My step-dad told me when I was 14, “Just remember Hilary, all guys are assholes.” And you know what? He was right! Now, now, before you get your panties in a bunch (unless you like that sort of thing, then by all means…) you must believe me when I say I knew even at 14 that he didn’t mean absolutely every man on Earth. It was more of a cautionary statement – an effort to prevent me from falling for all the crap young boys (and grown men) spew forth for the girls to cling to. Let’s just say, it worked. Sure, I had some speed bumps along the way and have bought into... 

Could there be a Royal Wedding in the works? Rumor has it Prince William and his girlfriend of many years Kate Middleton will soon be tying the regal knot. From The Daily Beast A June engagement and winter wedding would make sense all around for the complicated royal priorities. It would come after the turmoil of the Parliamentary general election is over and a new (or the same) prime minister is installed in Downing Street. It would fit neatly with the impending transition in William ‘s Royal Air Force career transitions. In January 2011, he leaves the RAF helicopter... 

Tennis great Martina Navratilova has been diagnosed with breast cancer. Fortunately it is noninvasive and her prognosis is excellent. In a phone interview Wednesday, the nine-time Wimbledon women’s singles champion said a lump was found during a routine mammogram in January and the biopsy that followed a month later determined it was “ductal carcinoma in situ” or DCIS. In March Martina Navratilova underwent a lumpectomy, and next month will start six weeks of radiation. “It was such a shock for me,” Navratilova said. “It was my 9/11.” According to the National... 

Singer and former entertainment news show host Mark McGrath, and his girlfriend of fifteen years Carin Kingsland are expecting twins – a girl and a boy – and they’re due next month! The couple is also engaged to be married. The twins, who were conceived via in vitro fertilization, have already had a profound affect on the Sugar Ray frontman. “I love them already, but I need them to come out so I can really shower them with love,” Mark, 42, tells People. “I can’t wait to meet them.” Like many first time parents, he admits that he and Carin are also nervous about... 

Man, what the heck is Victoria Duffy’s problem? Must she really drag her estranged husband through court while he’s literally dying? Seems a little cold-hearted and F’d up to me. The latest episode of the Hopper divorce drama revolves around the way Dennis and Victoria act when in the presence of their daughter. On Monday Superior Court Judge Amy Pellman told Dennis Hopper and Victoria Duffy to get control over their bitter feelings towards each other for the sake of their 7-year-old daughter. She also ordered the dying actor to pay his estranged wife $12,000 every month...