See what I did there? With the title? Am I clever, or what? Aerosmith frontman (forever!), Steven Tyler, was born Steven Victor Tallarico in Yonkers, New York on March 26, 1948. Aside from their kickass music and Steven’ incredible stage presence, the singer / songwriter is often more known for his heavy drug and alcohol use in the 1970s and 1980s. He completed rehab in 1986 and remained sober until 2009 when he began to abuse pain killers, which were prescribed to him after he fell off the stage during a performance and fractured his collar bone. Steven Tyler has since entered... 

I don’t like Miley Cyrus. Not even a little bit. I find her voice annoying and I don’t think she can sing. Not even a little bit. But, the girl is pretty – I gotta hand her that. And when she showed up at the premiere for her movie The Last Song, she looked down right beautiful. I really liked her dress too; I think it looks great on her. Ack! Am I becoming a Miley convert? Miley Cyrus was on American Idol the other night as a “mentor” – which made me laugh when I first heard about it – but Mike over at [Celebrity Hot Sauce] says she actually did a good job. …did... 

In the wake of Lindsay Lohan’s little falling in the cactus thing, her wacky mesh-shirt wearing father Michael Lohan wants to hire a security team to protect her. When contacted for a response, Michael Lohan told Hollyscoop exclusively: “It’s really easy to speculate and rely on sources, as to what people say or do, and believe me, from my own experience, most of the time it’s twisted or wrong. Put yourself in Lindsay’s shoes. If you were being badgered by paparazzi, trying to avoid them, while wearing high heals and shielding you [sic] face, what would... 

The man who hacked into the Twitter accounts of Britney Spears, Lily Allen, and President Barack Obama – just to prove that he could – has been arrested, charged, and released on bail. It took the combined effort of the FBI and French police to track him down. Going by the online handle Hacker Croll, 25-year-old Francois Cousteix – who fancies himself a “nice pirate” – was able to access dozens of private social networking pages of various celebrities. He says he was able to do it by guessing the answers to security questions. He said he had accessed the accounts... 

Hmmm…I’m not very trusting of relationships that form during times of crisis. I just don’t know how “genuine” they are. But I suppose if you used to be married and are hooking up again, it’s different. Marie Osmond’s son committed suicide at the end of February, and since then she’s been pretty low-key. Right after the tragedy, she and her brother Donny Osmond cancelled a couple of their Las Vegas shows. That was to be expected. Her return to the stage didn’t last, and the pair cancelled even more performances. Understandable. But the next part of this story…..I’m... 

I don’t understand the fascination with Robert Pattinson; although I suppose if I were in a tween and a fan of vampires I would. I remember being that age and totally insane head-over-heals for male celebrities – but I lusted after movie stars like Tom Cruise. You know, actors who didn’t look like the totally stank and could actually spar with a stuntman. Robert Pattinson, 23, is the first one to admit he’s not very strong. “I punched the stuntman’s face four times — as hard as I could,” Rob recalled. “And he just grinned at me and said he didn’t feel a thing.... 

I’ve seen so many conflicting reports on this today; I just don’t know what to believe. I’m totally confused. Is Beyonce pregnant? A ton of people are saying that she is, but her rep says she isn’t. So maybe she isn’t. A lot of times reps say their clients aren’t getting married, or divorced, or having a baby, and then like two months later the celebrity confirms that it was all indeed true. So maybe she is. On Thursday, hip-hop site Media Take Out reported that Beyonce, 28, and husband Jay-Z are expecting their first child together. Citing a “rock solid source,”...