So the other day I says to myself, I says, “I wonder what ever happened to Lorenzo Lamas?” I mean, we see his plastic mcnasty ex-wife Shauna Sand gallivanting around town in next to nothing and her infamous clear stripper heals all the time. But where is the tanned man with the wavy shoulder-length hair? He’s got a mustache and soul patch thing going now – sort of a Yanni-esque deal. Well you know, the funniest thing happened after... 

First, a few quick updates: Ashlee Simpson is still with child and did not go into labor this weekend. Evil Beet Heather Locklear has officially been charged with a DUI, stemming from her September arrest. Staralicious Tyra Banks is paying for America’s Next Top Model contestant Isis King’s sex reassignment surgery. Scooped Liked Ice Cream So, I don’t know about you, but I think “The Bachelor” season six winner, Mary Delgado...