The Oscars are on February 24th. Everyone who’s anyone will be there. Except Paris Hilton. Awesome! The Academy thinks Paris is a ridiculous excuse for an actress and they’re voicing that opinion by banning the “actress” from the Academy Awards Ceremony. Did you know that her movie “The Hottie and the Nottie”* made close to nothing its opening weekend? Ouch. When Paris heard the news, she broke down and...