Today is Monday, and as Mondays go, not such a bad one. Today’s Hollywood Gossip Round Up has all our favorites: drunken celebrities getting busted, famous couples breaking up, celebrity babies being born, and of course, sex and money. First off…drunken celebrities… Khloe Kardashian is headed to jail this Friday for violating probation received as a result of a March 2007 DUI arrest. Yeah, I was surprised by that too – she totally... 

Angelina Jolie was admitted to the Lenval hospital in Nice, France today in anticipation of the birth of her twins. For reals, this time. Last month it was reported that Angelina had given birth, but those were lies. All lies! Now it’s real. Well, almost anyway. Angelina Jolie is one step closer to repopulating the planet. She was admitted to a hospital in the south of France today and will soon be birthing her twins: Future Hotness... 

Apparently, Jack Black can’t keep a secret. Of course, it wasn’t really a secret since we’ve basically known all along. In case you’ve been under a rock and haven’t heard, Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. It is now official. Brad Pitt’s done knocked her up again, if you don’t believe the rumors of in vitro*, that is. Jack Black has inadvertently caused Angelina Jolie to officially confirm that she’s pregnant with twins...