Once upon a time there was a prime minister from Spain named José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero. He and his wife, Sonsoles Espinosa, considered themselves quite lucky because there’s a law in their country preventing the media from publishing any photographs of their daughters, 16-year-old Laura and 13-year-old Alba. As a result of keeping their young daughters out of the papers, however, the country of Spain has never actually seen the girls... 

A memorial service will be held Friday at the National Memorial Cemetery of the Pacific in Honolulu, Hawaii for President-elect Barack Obama’s grandmother Madelyn Payne Dunham. “Toot” as Obama’s affectionately called her, died of cancer at the age of 86, just two day before the election. The Obama family will not be there tomorrow, but the President-elect will visit Hawaii next month to pay his respects to the woman who helped raise... 

SEN. BARACK OBAMA IS OUR NEW PRESIDENT ELECT! It happened! I mean it really happened! Historic and emotional on so many levels; America will never be the same. GET LIVE RESULTS HERE! Tags: barack obama  Read More →

Today I was a good little American. Not only did I vote (gee, I wonder for whom), but I also spent seven hours in the basement of my county’s courthouse waiting to be called for jury duty. Waiting, and waiting. And yep, you guessed it, I was never called. The little fu*ker took a plea and those of us assigned to his case were basically told thanks but no thanks. What a colossal waste of a day! I know, I know, I should just be proud that... 

Ladies and Gentleman, the time has arrived! It’s time to kick out the Bush Administration and usher in change. Get out and vote! It’s your right as an American, and more importantly, it’s simply the right thing to do. The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any state on account of race, color, or previous condition of servitude. — Fifteenth Amendment to the... 

Republican Presidential Nominee John McCain has picked a woman for his running mate. A woman with less experience than his arch rival Barack Obama, whom McCain himself said was way too inexperienced to be President. So, you have to have experience to run the country, but second in command can have no idea what they’re doing and still be Vice President. Ah, politics. Nothing says election year like classless mug slinging… John McCain... 

John McCain thinks Barack Obama is a “celebrity” – just like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears – and openly questions Obama’s ability to lead this (celebrity obsessed) country. Face it Johnny boy, America is fixated on celebrities – including those celebrities famous for being famous; so who better to run our country than a celebrity? By the way Mr. McCain, the fact that you’re known the world over makes you, by definition,... 

Father’s Day is this month; the 15th, to be exact. It’s a day to honor fathers and remember all the wonderful things they do; like assuming custody when their ex-wife goes insane. And who does that better than Kevin Federline? No one! That’s who! And Prive Las Vegas agrees. The father of four* will officially be awarded the title of Father of the Year on June 13th during a party that he will be hosting at the club. The unofficial... 

My birthday is tomorrow. I love my birthday. LOVE it! I have a wonderful and full day planned and I don’t have to go into the office on Monday or Tuesday. What better way to kick off my long birthday weekend than with a game starring another great Hilary? Although I don’t like the way she spells her name, Hillary Clinton is still a Hilary and therefore all right in my book. Hillary: Race for the White House is a totally addicting...