To all the young men who got engaged over the holidays, read carefully and take notes…
1. Fine – This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes – If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing – This is the calm...




