I’m not really sure what to say about this one. But it is so absurd that I feel it should at least be recognized. My sister sent me the link as a joke, and now my boyfriend actually wants one for Christmas. The Beerbelly is a sling with a polyurethane “bladder” and dispensing tube, and is easily hid under your clothes. You can fill it with any kind of alcohol or liquid beverage—hot or cold. It’s kinda like...