Tomorrow is Halloween, which means I have to get my beauty rest so I’m bright and cheery to be dark and dreary. Halloween of Hilary past… A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,... 

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, “How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?” The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,... 

A blonde and a redhead were walking down the street and passed a flower shop where the redhead spotted her boyfriend buying her flowers. She sighed and said, “Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.” The blonde looked at the redhead quizzically and said, “You don’t like getting flowers from your boyfriend?” The redhead replied, “I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after he... 

HAPPY MONDAY! I had an awesome weekend hanging with my baby nephew, and really don’t want to get back to the daily grind. But, such is life. Here’s a little joke to help start off your week. I’ll be doing a Hollywood Gossip Round Up later this evening, so don’t forget to come back. A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his... 

Let me just start off by saying that I always have a lot on my mind and am usually very good about not letting it all get jumbled in my head. But today, not so much. First I wrote myself a note to put on my dashboard to remind me to buy Jell-O after work, and left it at home. Along with my cell phone. Then I dropped my sunglasses when I got to my office, and they broke. They’re from the dollar store, so it’s no real biggie, but...