It seems that in an effort to keep Britney Spears on the straight and narrow, her “people” are requiring her dancers to take drug tests. “They all had to be drug tested and, if they didn’t pass, they were fired,” an insider says. Personally, I think this is a splendid idea. I’m not necessarily a fan of random drug testing, but in this particular case, I think it’s just. Britney’s father Jamie has done his best... 

I realized this morning that it’s been a while since I’ve done a post about Britney Spears. Of course, that’s probably because she isn’t out creating chaos at all hours of the day and night. I’m so happy I have good news to report this time. There’s one person we can thank for this much needed sanity – Britney’s dad, Jamie Spears. Once a wayward father, he has stepped up to the plate better than anyone else in Britney’s... 

Today was the first day of school for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, who were ordered to take parenting classes as a part of their custody (dis)agreement. If Britney’s notes from the class are any indication of what she thinks of this whole thing, the former teen idol won’t even notice when she really loses her kids for real, for real. As in, never going to see them again, lose them. As in, Kevin Federline is the better... 

So what should a twice divorced, mother of two, just out of rehab, tore-back pop star do to revive her career? Why, give a surprise concert in San Diego, California of course! (And by “surprise” I mean everyone knew about it days before.) But, this is Britney Spears, and where Britney goes, drama is soon to follow. This time, in the form of a motorcycle cop who pulled the star’s tour bus over for “disturbing traffic”... 

Like I said the other day, it’ s Hollywood and the tides change quickly, this time by Britney Spears as she shaved off all of her hair. I’m not kidding! It’s gone. She’s bald. She sort of looks like a cross between Demi Moore from G.I. Jane, and Sinead O’Connor — except for the cellulite on the side. Britney Spears has cellulite on her head. I said it. Kinda nasty. The two theories on Britney’s reasoning... 

You’d think someone with Britney Spear’s amount of money would give up shopping at discount and drug stores. But, Britney is in a class of her own — keeping price tags on her dresses, going barefoot into gas station bathrooms — she’ll probably never give up bargain shopping. Here are some photos of Britney visiting her favorite cheap spots. Fun facts about 7-11: In 1927, convenience retailing began simply enough... 

What a way to start the year. It’s only the second day of 2007 and already Britney Spears has caused a scene. The newly single Spears rang in the New Year at the club Pure, in Las Vegas, where, according to reports, she passed out about an hour into the year. Of course her “people” (I didn’t realize she still had some) are saying she’s wasn’t drunk, just tired. Right! I fell asleep at a party once, right next to the huge...