UPDATE - LAST ONE FOR THE NIGHT: 6:00pm: Britney Spears has lost her visitation rights. At least until the next hearing, scheduled for February 19th. That’s a whole month Britney Spears cannot see her kids, and she doesn’t even seem to care. She is truly truly sick. The Commissioner has just ruled that Britney will not have visitation restored, at least until the next hearing on February 19. The order came after the testimony... 

Well, it’s official – I am now a fully commissioned Notary Public for the State of California. Yay for me! In other exciting news, there’s a new perfume called “Vulva Original.” I kid you not. While the, er, hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of lady muffin! Scent of a Woman – TMZ.com... 

Okay, I don’t really want to kick someone when they’re down, but…...OH MY GOODNESS BRITNEY SPEARS! What the heck kind of crazy colors is she seeing in her world? I actually had a conversation with my mom last night about the chaos that is Britney Spears. I made a comment that she’s just going through normal 25 year old newly single mother things. Apparently, my mother disagreed. She then went on her own rant about... 

UPDATE: As quickly as she checked in, Britney Spears checked out of rehab. For more information and rumors, visit: The Superficial Let’s see, in the past week Britney Spears has checked in and out of rehab, shaved her head, and gotten two new tattoos. And now today she has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed in-patient rehabilitation center, for (of course) undisclosed reasons. Between Britney Spears and Anna Nicole Smith,... 

Finally, the proof I’ve been waiting for. Here is a picture of Jayden James Federline, the second child* born to Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. In other Britney Spears news….apparently she checked into rehab a few days ago, only to check out 24 hours later. So does Hollywood have drive-thru rehab now, or what? *The second born is the true perfectionist. This person attends to details, strives for perfection and reads... 

You’d think someone with Britney Spear’s amount of money would give up shopping at discount and drug stores. But, Britney is in a class of her own—keeping price tags on her dresses, going barefoot into gas station bathrooms—she’ll probably never give up bargain shopping. Here are some photos of Britney visiting her favorite cheap spots. Fun facts about 7-11: In 1927, convenience retailing began simply enough...