Ok, you know what? I forget a lot of things a lot of the time, but I have never ever forgotten that I’m on my period. Never. I think it’s the whole bleeding thing that helps me remember to keep myself plugged up. Britney Spears, on the other hand, seems to have a little trouble remembering when her Aunt Flo is in town. Yes, a woman in her late twenties, with two children, can’t keep track of her own cycle. Of course, it is crazy... 

Ok, so the two don’t really have anything to do with one another, but whatever – they’re still something Britney. We’ve seen Britney Spears regale us with images of her naked crotch, but never before have we heard her talk about it. Until now. Britney Spears was just minding her own business, doing her crazy show in Tampa, Florida when this happened….. Back when Britney Spears was volunteering to flash her lady parts to the world,... 

Lawyers for Britney Spears were in L.A. Superior Court on Friday, asking for a restraining order against Sam Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib, and accusing them of trying to gain control of Britney’s affairs. Jon Eardley, Lutfi’s lawyer back when the slime ball was fighting Jamie Spears over Britney’s conservatorship, was also named in the complaint. According to reports, Britney Spears asked her conservators to “protect her from Sam and Adnan”... 

Mary Kate Olsen has gained a little weight (which she needed) so of course now the pregnancy rumors have begun…Anything Hollywood For years we’ve wondered what the heck is up with that scar on Tina Fey’s face. Now we know…Socialite Life Blake Fielder-Civil says it’s all his fault that Amy Winehouse is a complete and total drugged out mess…Snarkerati Winona Ryder was loaned a bracelet and now it’s gone missing. Very interesting…I... 

In her upcoming documentary “For The Record” airing on MTV Sunday November 30th, Britney Spears makes it quite clear to me that Britney Spears is still crazy. When talking about having to be under the conservatorship of her father Jamie Spears, Britney said: “I think it’s too in control. If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really... 

It was ruled on Tuesday that Britney Spears’ father Jamie Spears will remain as the pop star’s conservator permanently and was named as permanent co-conservator of her estate, along side attorney Andrew Wallet. Britney’s court-appointed lawyer Samuel Ingham told the court, “I’ve met several times with [Britney] and she requested that I not object to the permanent conservatorship. Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz,... 

Father’s Day is this month; the 15th, to be exact. It’s a day to honor fathers and remember all the wonderful things they do; like assuming custody when their ex-wife goes insane. And who does that better than Kevin Federline? No one! That’s who! And Prive Las Vegas agrees. The father of four* will officially be awarded the title of Father of the Year on June 13th during a party that he will be hosting at the club. The unofficial... 

Today, I moved up in the world. Well, more like moved down the hall. My day job world has been pretty chaotic since about St. Patrick’s Day. That was the day we lost our Office Manager, and the day before I took a trip out of state. Since then my office life has been crazy; I wear about five hats each day. I must say, however, that I am damn good at it. Anyway, today I was finally given my very own office so I don’t have three different... 

Supermodel and Project Runway hostess Heidi Klum has basically offered her house as a living option for oh-so-troubled Britney Spears. Personally, I think it sounds like a terrible idea. Then again, I don’t have money coming out of my ears with common sense following close behind. “She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months. I would help set her straight,” Klum, who was born in Germany, tells... 

Ooooh! Someone’s gonna get it!! And his name is Osama! No, not that Osama, I’m talking about our dear Mr. Lutfi. Britney Spears is experiencing a calmer life these days – thanks in part to her father being in charge of her life, and Sam Lutfi being OUT of her life. Since Britney’s dad took over, she’s been behaving herself; doing something constructive by dancing and teaching dance to kids, and apparently taking her... 

All I can do at this news is shake my head in disgust. I understand why she was released, legally, but still. I really think at this point, the only way Britney is going to truly get the help she so desperately needs, is to be arrested; then she can be committed against her will for an indefinite about of time. TMZ has learned UCLA doctors determined Britney did not pose the legal danger to herself or to others, such that they could continue... 

It’s like déjà vu all over again. Except this time Britney was much, much calmer; almost “too” calm – like she’s just come down from a manic episode. Oh wait, that’s exactly what happened. Britney’s mother, on the other hand, totally flipped her lid. Last night, Britney’s new psychiatrist went to her home and felt she was a danger to herself and others — partly because of her reckless driving and partly because... 

I was in the snowy mountains all weekend and a bit out of touch, so let’s play catch up. Britney Spears was released from Cedars-Sinai Saturday morning and went back to her place with her dad. Britney Spears Leaves Hospital – Usmagazine.com A few hours later, she attempted to leave her gated community in her infamous white Mercedes convertible, but flipped a @@@@@ and went back home when she saw the paparazzi. Britney Spears on the Go... 

The only thing I’m wondering is why Britney Spears is being allowed to leave the house at all these days. I realize she’s an adult (ha, ha, ha), but can’t someone strap her to a wall somewhere so she can’t go out in public and ruin her life even more? If I pulled the stunts she does, my family would so be kicking my butt. I can’t believe there isn’t one single person who has enough power over Britney Spears to knock some sense... 

I suppose I wish her a happy birthday, but honestly, I doubt the princess herself even knows what today is. I sure hope this next year is better for the drama plagued pop-star than the last couple have been. Of course, nothing will be better until she gets the big slap in the face she needs and straightens up. You’d think losing custody would be the push she needed, but apparently not. Britney doesn’t even seem to care. Where... 

Today was the first day of school for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, who were ordered to take parenting classes as a part of their custody (dis)agreement. If Britney’s notes from the class are any indication of what she thinks of this whole thing, the former teen idol won’t even notice when she really loses her kids for real, for real. As in, never going to see them again, lose them. As in, Kevin Federline is the better... 

I really don’t have anything witty to say about this one. I think it’s just sad. It’s sad that Sean Preston and Jayden James have to live through all this. It’s sad that Britney is clearly suffering. It’s sad that one aspect of mental illness is thinking you don’t have one. It’s sad that Britney obviously does. If I had to guess, I’d say she’s a classic case of Bipolar Disorder. A member of... 

We’ve known for a while that Jessica Biel is wonderful, and very much a woman. But soon she may actually be Wonder Woman! … Gossip Girls – Jessica Biel In Talks To Play Wonder Woman Who would’ve thunk it…Nicole Richie actually looks good pregnant. She’s gained some weight and even looks a bit more comfortable in her skin. But the true test will come after the baby is born, and the struggle to lose weight begins … Fatback... 

The 2007 Emmy Awards were last night. Jeanette’s Celebrity Corner A bunch more pictures from last night’ Emmy’s. Anything Hollywood Oh, and did you hear? ABC hates Sally Field. Not only is Britney Spears a crazed junkie, she’s apparently also a nudist. The Hollywood Gossip It’s rumored that there’s a hit out on Kevin Federline. No, seriously. Stupid Celebrities According to her father, Lindsay Lohan “hate[s] Hollywood and... 

I think we can all agree that Britney Spears is in a bad way these days. Perhaps she should consider hiring Chris Crocker as her new Public Relations representative. Sounds like he can give all the (crazy) support the suffering Britney Spears needs. Drama: The quality or condition of being dramatic. Dramatic: Theatrical, startling, sensational. Queen: A woman or something personified as a woman, who is foremost or preeminent in any respect. Drama...