The drunken-whore stars aligning with the white-trash-mother stars is the only explanation I have for the energy force that created this celebrity pairing. A picture speaks a thousand words, so I will let you enjoy the photos and draw your own conclusions. One thing is for sure, Paris Hilton has a funny looking face, and Britney Spears has fake hair* and no pants. And what’s up with the open mouth, Britney? Maybe they’re trading skills. ...