Ok, you know what? I forget a lot of things a lot of the time, but I have never ever forgotten that I’m on my period. Never. I think it’s the whole bleeding thing that helps me remember to keep myself plugged up. Britney Spears, on the other hand, seems to have a little trouble remembering when her Aunt Flo is in town. Yes, a woman in her late twenties, with two children, can’t keep track of her own cycle. Of course, it is crazy... 

Britney Spears was granted more visitation time with her children today. I honestly never thought I would ever type that sentence. Britney rose to stardom quickly, and is falling just as fast – if not faster. It must be terribly embarrassing to once have been the perfect girl next door, and now be the perfect girl for the Jerry Springer Show. How much further can Britney fall? The judge expanded her visitation schedule, giving her one... 

Well, it’s official – I am now a fully commissioned Notary Public for the State of California. Yay for me! In other exciting news, there’s a new perfume called “Vulva Original.” I kid you not. While the, er, hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of lady muffin! Scent of a Woman – TMZ.com... 

At least she’s wearing some, I guess. But is the lace dress really necessary? And what’s up with the hot pink bra? I suppose we should be happy that Britney Spears is finally wearing underwear again, but does she really need to prove it? We get it Britney; you’re sexy single and ready to mingle. Now put some actual pants on. And for crying out loud, do something about that hair! … a panty has a waistband that rests at just below... 

Britney Spears took to her website to comment on her recent goings on and going out with fellow party girl and no-panty-wearer Paris Hilton. It’s been so long since I’ve been out on the town with friends. It’s also been 2 years since I’ve even celebrated my birthday. Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a little too far. Anyway, thank...