Ok, you know what? I forget a lot of things a lot of the time, but I have never ever forgotten that I’m on my period. Never. I think it’s the whole bleeding thing that helps me remember to keep myself plugged up. Britney Spears, on the other hand, seems to have a little trouble remembering when her Aunt Flo is in town. Yes, a woman in her late twenties, with two children, can’t keep track of her own cycle. Of course, it is crazy... 

Well, it’s official – I am now a fully commissioned Notary Public for the State of California. Yay for me! In other exciting news, there’s a new perfume called “Vulva Original.” I kid you not. While the, er, hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of lady muffin! Scent of a Woman – TMZ.com... 

At least she’s wearing some, I guess. But is the lace dress really necessary? And what’s up with the hot pink bra? I suppose we should be happy that Britney Spears is finally wearing underwear again, but does she really need to prove it? We get it Britney; you’re sexy single and ready to mingle. Now put some actual pants on. And for crying out loud, do something about that hair! … a panty has a waistband that rests at just below... 

Britney Spears took to her website to comment on her recent goings on and going out with fellow party girl and no-panty-wearer Paris Hilton. It’s been so long since I’ve been out on the town with friends. It’s also been 2 years since I’ve even celebrated my birthday. Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a little too far. Anyway, thank...