Britney Spears was granted more visitation time with her children today. I honestly never thought I would ever type that sentence. Britney rose to stardom quickly, and is falling just as fast – if not faster. It must be terribly embarrassing to once have been the perfect girl next door, and now be the perfect girl for the Jerry Springer Show. How much further can Britney fall? The judge expanded her visitation schedule, giving her... 

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Well, it’s official – I am now a fully commissioned Notary Public for the State of California. Yay for me! In other exciting news, there’s a new perfume called “Vulva Original.” I kid you not. While the, er, hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of lady muffin! Scent of a Woman – TMZ.com... 

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At least she’s wearing some, I guess. But is the lace dress really necessary? And what’s up with the hot pink bra? I suppose we should be happy that Britney Spears is finally wearing underwear again, but does she really need to prove it? We get it Britney; you’re sexy single and ready to mingle. Now put some actual pants on. And for crying out loud, do something about that hair! … a panty has a waistband that rests... 

Continue Reading: » » I See London, I See France, I See Britney’s Underpants

Britney Spears took to her website to comment on her recent goings on and going out with fellow party girl and no-panty-wearer Paris Hilton. It’s been so long since I’ve been out on the town with friends. It’s also been 2 years since I’ve even celebrated my birthday. Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a little too far. Anyway, thank... 

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