I realized this morning that it’s been a while since I’ve done a post about Britney Spears. Of course, that’s probably because she isn’t out creating chaos at all hours of the day and night. I’m so happy I have good news to report this time. There’s one person we can thank for this much needed sanity – Britney’s dad, Jamie Spears. Once a wayward father, he has stepped up to the plate better... 

Holy crap! Sounds like Sam Lutfi went to the Howard K. Stern School of drugging famous women and ruining their lives – except Sam must not have graduated since he’s been caught already. Any and all drugging aside, I truly believe Britney is bipolar – Sam’s existence in her life has just made it worse. Here are some excerpts from Lynne Spears’ declaration against Sam Lutfi in the request for a restraining order... 

UPDATE - LAST ONE FOR THE NIGHT: 6:00pm: Britney Spears has lost her visitation rights. At least until the next hearing, scheduled for February 19th. That’s a whole month Britney Spears cannot see her kids, and she doesn’t even seem to care. She is truly truly sick. The Commissioner has just ruled that Britney will not have visitation restored, at least until the next hearing on February 19. The order came after the testimony... 

UPDATE: 1:42pm: So nothing real important seems to be going on right now. Which is good because I need to leave to take my car to the shop. I’ll update when I get back. UPDATE: 1:30pm: Oh crap, we missed it! Britney entered the court house on the DL. From TMZ: “Britney Spears got inside the courthouse on the down low, after circling the block several times. We’re waiting for K-Fed. Brit will probably testify later today.... 

These links should be enough to keep you entertained all weekend… Celebrities: alphabetical by article title… Adrian Grenier is dating Lindsay Lohan – Lindsay Lohan Avril Lavigne Pregnant? – Right Celebrity Bond beauty: Olga Kurylenko is the new Bond girl – Celebs Planet Britney Spears Got Married in Mexico – Fatback and Collards CANDIDS: HALLE BERRY AND GABRIEL – Bizzom Eva Mendes Wanted To Be A... 

I was in the snowy mountains all weekend and a bit out of touch, so let’s play catch up. Britney Spears was released from Cedars-Sinai Saturday morning and went back to her place with her dad. Britney Spears Leaves Hospital – Usmagazine.com A few hours later, she attempted to leave her gated community in her infamous white Mercedes convertible, but flipped a bitch and went back home when she saw the paparazzi. Britney Spears... 

UPDATE:3:45 PST… A court commissioner gave sole physical and legal custody of Britney Spears’ two little boys Friday to ex-husband Kevin Federline and suspended the troubled pop star’s visitation rights…Court Awards Spears’ Kids to K-Fed – examiner.com Oh my God, have you heard? Britney Spears was taken to Cedars Sinai Hospital last night after a three hour standoff at her house. And apparently she went... 

Britney Spears must be miserable. Her little sister is knocked up, her mom thinks she knows enough about good parenting to write a book, and her own life is in the crapper. But for some reason Britney thinks she still has a career. Oh Britney, I’m afraid you’ve reached the point of no return. I think it happened around the time you shaved your head and attacked a car with an umbrella. The crotch shots were (sadly) acceptable... 

I suppose I wish her a happy birthday, but honestly, I doubt the princess herself even knows what today is. I sure hope this next year is better for the drama plagued pop-star than the last couple have been. Of course, nothing will be better until she gets the big slap in the face she needs and straightens up. You’d think losing custody would be the push she needed, but apparently not. Britney doesn’t even seem to care. Where... 

Today was the first day of school for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, who were ordered to take parenting classes as a part of their custody (dis)agreement. If Britney’s notes from the class are any indication of what she thinks of this whole thing, the former teen idol won’t even notice when she really loses her kids for real, for real. As in, never going to see them again, lose them. As in, Kevin Federline is the better... 

Supermodel Kate Moss is looking super tore-back… Skinny Celebrity Pictures While her ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty sports the post-rehab look… Fatback and Collards Speaking of post-rehabbers, Lindsay Lohan can add home wrecker to her resume… Hollywood Backwash And Britney can add dancing denial queen… Bricks and Stones Also in denial, Tara Reid, who if she keeps drinking like a fish, will soon be swimming with them. Man,... 

Her last name is Spears. And sadly, that’s not the only thing Paulette Spears has in common with Britney Spears. They also both make horrible decisions that put their children’s lives in danger. And they both are running the risk of losing their children – either by court order or accidental death. VANCOUVER, Wash. – An 8-year-old boy riding in a car with his mom called 911 several times to report that she wasn’t... 

Parenting classes and random drug tests – those were the judge’s orders; do not comply, and lose custody. Britney Spears did not comply. For the second time in as many weeks, the clearly unstable fallen pop star has been told that she is not allowed to have her children stay over night at her house. “She’s really upset,” a source close to Spears tells E!online. “She keeps saying, ‘I can’t... 

Britney Spears was granted more visitation time with her children today. I honestly never thought I would ever type that sentence. Britney rose to stardom quickly, and is falling just as fast – if not faster. It must be terribly embarrassing to once have been the perfect girl next door, and now be the perfect girl for the Jerry Springer Show. How much further can Britney fall? The judge expanded her visitation schedule, giving her... 

Well, it’s official – I am now a fully commissioned Notary Public for the State of California. Yay for me! In other exciting news, there’s a new perfume called “Vulva Original.” I kid you not. While the, er, hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of lady muffin! Scent of a Woman – TMZ.com... 

I had a totally weird dream last night… It was a few years into the future, but I’m not sure how many. Britney Spears made her comeback and was actually successful at it. Her hair was shoulder length and a natural brown color. She was in shape, but not too skinny. Here’s the crazy part… While not in the public eye, Britney Spears had taken singing lessons, unbeknownst to pretty much everyone. And they were very helpful,... 

So what should a twice divorced, mother of two, just out of rehab, tore-back pop star do to revive her career? Why, give a surprise concert in San Diego, California of course! (And by “surprise” I mean everyone knew about it days before.) But, this is Britney Spears, and where Britney goes, drama is soon to follow. This time, in the form of a motorcycle cop who pulled the star’s tour bus over for “disturbing traffic”... 

You’d think someone with Britney Spear’s amount of money would give up shopping at discount and drug stores. But, Britney is in a class of her own—keeping price tags on her dresses, going barefoot into gas station bathrooms—she’ll probably never give up bargain shopping. Here are some photos of Britney visiting her favorite cheap spots. Fun facts about 7-11: In 1927, convenience retailing began simply enough... 

What a way to start the year. It’s only the second day of 2007 and already Britney Spears has caused a scene. The newly single Spears rang in the New Year at the club Pure, in Las Vegas, where, according to reports, she passed out about an hour into the year. Of course her “people” (I didn’t realize she still had some) are saying she’s wasn’t drunk, just tired. Right! I fell asleep at a party once, right... 

Britney Spears turned 25 years old over the weekend. To celebrate the occasion, she did something she hasn’t done in a while – she actually wore underwear. After days of flashing her waxed naughty parts to the world, Britney Spears came to her senses (sort of) and bought thousands of dollars worth of underwear. And to prove it, she did a little dance. Happy Birthday Britney Spears! May you grow wiser with each passing year....