After I read the following quotes, the image of a sad and lonely little girl who just wants to be loved, immediately popped into my head. Paris Hilton and her boyfriend of the moment Doug Reinhardt were at the I Heart Ronson for JCPenney party last night and apparently couldn’t stop gushing about each other. “We’re best friends,” Paris [said]. “It’s not like we just met. We’ve known each other over the... 

Paris Hilton may have lost a boyfriend in Benji Madden, but she’s gained a new best friend forever. And by forever, I mean until Paris gets bored and tosses the poor girl aside like a pair of dirty underwear; presuming, of course, that Paris Hilton actually wears underwear. Paris Hilton’s My New BFF winner was announced Tuesday night and the winner is self-proclaimed “rocker” Brittany Flickinger (what kind of crazy last name is that?). For...