My mom sent this to me as an email the other day and I decided it was funny enough to share. So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, it’s California’s turn… 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. 4. Your child’s 3rd-grade... 

As bad as it sounds, I’m quite happy to hear that someone with a crap load of money is losing their house due to foreclosure. I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but there is an epidemic in California – thousands of people are losing their homes because they can no longer afford their mortgage payments. I know people to whom this has happened, and trust me, it’s not a fun process. Although I am happy the epidemic has hit...