I don’t want to insult your intelligence, so I’m just going to assume you already know about the Carrie Prejean sextape of self-love, and that it’s the real reason good Christian Prejean withdrew her lawsuit against the Miss California USA Organization. Continuing her “I’m A Victim Tour,” Carrie Prejean admitted to MSNBC’s Sean Hannity that the one-person sex tape does in fact exist; but that she was young and dumb (was??),... 

Well, poo. I was really hoping this would turn into something. It just sounded so juicy. Can’t you picture it? “Your honor, I would like to enter into evidence Exhibit 1 and 2, otherwise known and Carrie Prejean’s boobs.” Ok, so it probably wouldn’t have gone down quite like that, but you get the idea. But alas, such court room drama will never be – both Carrie Prejean and the Miss California USA Pageant organization have withdrawn... 

She’s baaaaack! And this time Carrie Prejean may have to give back – her breasts, that is. The last time we heard from our little Christian princess was back in August when the beauty queen filed suit against Miss California USA officials Keith Lewis and Shanna Moakler, accusing them of religious discrimination. Well now the tables have turned – in a most delicious way. The production company that runs the Miss California USA pageant... 

Once upon a time there was a beauty queen named Carrie Prejean, who grew up to be Miss California and the first runner up to Miss USA. She kinda maybe would have been Miss USA if she hadn’t completely blown the interview portion of the pageant by opening her mouth and shoving her foot in it. Coming in second didn’t sit too well with Carrie Prejean, and arguments ensued between the beauty queen and the rulers of the Miss USA pageant,... 

You know how they say good things come to those who wait? Well, we waited, and now something good has come. Apparently having had enough of her doesn’t-play-well-with-others attitude, Donald Trump set the wheels in motion today to strip Carrie Prejean of her crown and title of Miss California USA. According to The Donald, Carrie Prejean was fired because – quite simply – she wasn’t doing the job she was hired to do, and she treated...