I don’t want to insult your intelligence, so I’m just going to assume you already know about the Carrie Prejean sextape of self-love, and that it’s the real reason good Christian Prejean withdrew her lawsuit against the Miss California USA Organization. Continuing her “I’m A Victim Tour,” Carrie Prejean admitted to MSNBC’s Sean Hannity that the one-person sex tape does in fact exist; but that she was young and dumb (was??),... 

Once upon a time there was a beauty queen named Carrie Prejean, who grew up to be Miss California and the first runner up to Miss USA. She kinda maybe would have been Miss USA if she hadn’t completely blown the interview portion of the pageant by opening her mouth and shoving her foot in it. Coming in second didn’t sit too well with Carrie Prejean, and arguments ensued between the beauty queen and the rulers of the Miss USA pageant,...