I really, truly, did not want to talk about Carrie Prejean tonight, but given the haps of today, I feel I must. First it came out that there might actually be a total of 8 solo sex tapes starring Miss Prejean – as in 7 more than originally thought – and she’s said to be of legal age in each one of them; which of course goes against her “I was young and dumb” excuse. Then I came across this quote: “…I don’t think there’s... 

I don’t want to insult your intelligence, so I’m just going to assume you already know about the Carrie Prejean sextape of self-love, and that it’s the real reason good Christian Prejean withdrew her lawsuit against the Miss California USA Organization. Continuing her “I’m A Victim Tour,” Carrie Prejean admitted to MSNBC’s Sean Hannity that the one-person sex tape does in fact exist; but that she was young and dumb (was??),...