Well, I am certainly having a case of the Mondays today. I hit my head earlier coming up from plugging something in under my desk. Then about 10 minutes ago I pinched the side of my palm in a rusty metal lock and am now watching it turn different colors. Yes, I have ice on it, so don’t think I’m a total idiot. Anyway, now I’m way cranky. An atheist was walking through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful... 

Before I get started with my Hollywood Gossip Round Up, let me tell you a wonderful “Case of the Mondays” story, starring your’s truly. Today I went to the dumpster at my office to throw away a bunch of crap. I opened the dumpster and noticed that a perfectly good archive box was in there. Oh hell no, I thought, I paid for that; so I dumped out what was in it and took the box out. Then I noticed that there was a bunch of...