Went to a blogger meetup tonight in Stockton, CA; I met a bunch of great people and learned about some cool stuff that – by some divine miracle – I’ve survived this long without. Now that I’m home, all the information is racing around in my brain trying to decide what to do. So I’ve decided to watch The Fast and the Furious, and do a little exploration on Wonkette – a humorous political blog I was told about at the meetup. I... 

Ok, so we now know that Lindsay Lohan’s house wasn’t actually broken into, and that the colossal mess inside was actually created by Lindsay herself. Dang, how dirty does your place have to be for police to think it’s been ransacked? Gross. But her alarm was tripped, that’s true, and the culprits were caught on surveillance video. From Pop Crunch: “On May 12, 2009, a pair of burglars attempted to break into a home in the Hollywood... 

Maybe Lindsay Lohan figured since she was in Washington D.C. and therefore not in an actual state, it would be ok to down a couple redbull and vodkas. Sorry LiLo, it doesn’t work that way. You see, you are an alcoholic and you always will be. That’s just the way it goes. And because you can’t have “just a little” you cannot have any at all. At all. So the little drink you made for yourself with your back turned to people and thought...