We all know the story…Jodie Sweetin, who played Stephanie Tanner on the beloved sitcom Full House, dove face first into the Hollywood drug scene and had a real hard time getting out. But then she got clean and now everything is fine. Well, that’s not exactly how it really happened, apparently. In her new memoir, unSweetined, former child star Jodie Sweetin is finally coming clean about getting clean, and how she didn’t actually do... 

Oh Lindsay, Lindsay – what is going on with you, child? Your dad Michael Lohan says you’re addicted to prescription medication and that’s why your career is in the crapper. Is he right? Have you fallen into the black hole of pill addiction like so many celebrities before you? Whatever the reason for the demise of your career, one thing’s for sure – you are rapidly destroying your life. Lindsay Lohan, you are a complete mess. There’s... 

I’ve been sitting here for quite some time, trying to decide what to write about; my mind seems to be on pause, however, so thinking is proving to be difficult. For those keeping track, yes it’s Thursday and yes Thursdays are date nights. But this week date night is Friday because we’re going to Naked Sushi Night! Woot! Woot! I’ve always wanted to eat sushi off a naked chick, so I’m pretty stoked. Hopefully I’ll be allowed to... 

It’s Tuesday, which means new movies come out on DVD, and another celebrity enters rehab. This time around it’s 52-year-old actress Melanie Griffith. Having battled both drugs and alcohol in the past, this will be Melanie’s third trip to rehab since 1998. Melanie Griffith’s people are insisting that this trip is more “reinforcement” than “treatment.” Whatever the hell that’s supposed to mean. “She is there to reinforce... 

It’s just so sad. And I really hate to say it, but it’s true. What else do you call someone who doctor shops, gets prescriptions filled in other people’s names, has a body riddled with needle marks, and dies way too young? If it wasn’t Michael Jackson but some normal Joe Blow instead, you know you’d agree with me, so don’t get all pissy and tell me I’m mean and heartless because I called Michael Jackson a junkie. I don’t... 

The iconic Marilyn Monroe would have turned 83-years-old this past June 1st, were she alive today. But, as we all know, she isn’t with us because she was killed by the Kennedys. Yeah, I said it! Here’s my theory in a nutshell…Marilyn Monroe was boinking both President John F. Kennedy and his brother Bobby, she got tired of all the secrets and lies and wanted to go public, the Kennedys freaked out, Monroe ends up dead. Marilyn Monroe... 

The third season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew starts this summer. The eight one-hour episodes will follow the celebrities as they go through Dr. Drew’s intensive 21-day rehab program. The celebrity patients, in alphabetical order by first name: Dennis Rodman: I think we all know who Dennis Rodman is and why he needs to go to rehab. If you watched Celebrity Apprentice this last time around, you know the man loves his vodka and cranberries. Image... 

Don’t know if you caught Dennis Rodman on the Celebrity Apprentice earlier this season, but dude’s got problems. And a lot of them like to come to the surface when there’s booze involved; vodka and cranberry, if you’ve got it. Dennis was ultimately fired by Donald Trump because of his behavior, and without really saying it, Donald made it clear that the former NBA star needed to get help. Apparently Dennis Rodman’s friends agreed... 

Wanna hear a secret? And by secret I mean something we’ve all known for years and years. Ready? Paula Abdul was addicted to painkillers. Why, after all this time is she finally admitting to her drug use? Just two weeks ago she was swearing up and down to Cynthia McFadden on Nightline that she’s not an addict and has never had a problem. “No, no, no, no, no. Will not take those drugs [she said referring to prescription pain medications]... 

Quite a bit has happened in the land of Lindsay Lohan in these few days since she was denied entry into the Ronson party on Friday. On Saturday it was reported that a locksmith was at Samantha Ronson’s home changing the locks. Then today Lindsay Lohan told us that she and Sam Ronson have broken up and that she wants to take this time to focus on herself. Pardon me as I laugh hysterically – doesn’t she already only focus on herself? We... 

From the California Attorney General: Los Angeles – Attorney General Edmund G. Brown Jr. announced that three individuals — Howard K. Stern, Doctor Khristine Eroshevich, and Doctor Sandeep Kapoor – have been charged with conspiring to “repeatedly and excessively” furnish controlled substances to Anna Nicole Smith. Attorney General Brown will discuss the charges and the arrests Friday, March 13 at 10:00 a.m. “These... 

Got this in my Inbox a little while ago….. Perpetual Hollywood trainwreck Andy Dick may be under court-ordered house arrest on drug charges, but that doesn’t mean he can’t have some fun. In Atom.com’s new exclusive series House Arrest with Andy Dick, everyone’s favorite D-lister invites some of his celebrity pals to come chat in his pad-turned-talk show set. The results are just what you’d expect: a mess of hilarious proportions. Head... 

On this day in 1982….. Comedian John Belushi died of a drug overdose at the age of 33. Born to a first-generation Albanian American mother and Albanian immigrant father in Chicago, Illinois on January 24, 1949, John Adam Belushi grew up just outside of Chicago, in Wheaton, where he attended Wheaton Central High School and met his future wife Judy Jacklin during his sophomore year; the couple remained together until his death. John Belushi’s... 

Give me a baa-rake South Carolina! Investigating the picture of Michel Phelps smoking pot? Really? How many robbers and rapists are going free while you waste man hours on a silly picture? Sheriff Leon Lott said in a statement today (Tuesday), “The Richland County Sheriff’s Department is making an effort to determine if Mr. Phelps broke the law.” “If he [broke the law] … he will be charged in the same manner as anyone else. The... 

Comedian Andy Dick, one of Hollywood’s craziest celebrities, opens up on Friday’s Tyra Banks show, at one point sharing that not only is he bi-sexual, he’s try-sexual – as in he’ll try anything; except animals. I guess even Andy Dick has his standards. Dick, who can currently be seen on VH1’s Sober House with Dr. Drew, appeared on the show alongside Dr. Drew and comfortably discussed his battle with drugs and alcohol and the... 

Last September Ryan O’Neal was arrested along with his son Redmond O’Neal and hit with felony drug charges. The elder O’Neal insisted he was innocent from the get go, placing the blame square on the shoulders of his son Redmond. But this past Friday Ryan O’Neal finally admitted the drugs were in fact his. Ryan O’Neal pleaded guilty to one count felony possession of a controlled substance. A court spokesperson told CelebTV.com that... 

Fallen Country music star Mindy McCready, 33, tried to commit suicide this morning. Again. Her roommate’s mother called paramedics after she received a phone call from McCready that raised some concern. According to a Nashville, TN police spokesperson, authorities “responded to a 10-63, that’s a suicide call. Mindy McCready was at the house…We responded with paramedics, who took her to a local hospital.” Mindy McCready reportedly... 

First thing’s first. Success! I was able to catch my dog’s pee on Thursday night with a ladle – which has been washed twice and run through the dishwasher. The Vet called this morning and said she has a urinary tract infection, so I picked up some antibiotics and now she’s well on her way back to being her crazy self. Picture proof: Linking the Cycle of Life….. Life begins….. Rumor has it Mariah Carey is pregnant. I’m... 

It seems that in an effort to keep Britney Spears on the straight and narrow, her “people” are requiring her dancers to take drug tests. “They all had to be drug tested and, if they didn’t pass, they were fired,” an insider says. Personally, I think this is a splendid idea. I’m not necessarily a fan of random drug testing, but in this particular case, I think it’s just. Britney’s father Jamie has done his best... 

Travis Barker and DJ AM DJ AM is back performing and Travis Barker was released from the hospital today. But not before posting some pictures on his MySpace page. Andy Dick In a Murrieta, CA courtroom today, Andy Dick pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges of marijuana possession and battery. He will have to wear an alcohol-monitoring anklet for a year. Gary Coleman Gary Coleman, on the other hand, pleaded not guilty to charges of disorderly...