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Looks like some celebrities have a case of the Mondays today…..

First up, Kelsey Grammer, who’s crappy Monday actually started yesterday when he was admitted to the hospital with an irregular heart beat. Grammer, if you recall, had a heart attack at the end of May while on vacation in Hawaii. According to Kelsey’s rep, “Kelsey [...]

No, not the crack that Tatum O’Neal bought and never got to smoke. I’m talking cracked pots. They can tell you a lot about life, actually…

An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.

One of the pots had a crack in it [...]

Poor little Aaron Carter; busted for pot in Texas. He was pulled over for speeding and when the cops searched his car, they found two ounces of marijuana*.

What an idiot! Why the heck are you gonna speed when you have two ounces of weed?? That’s just asking for trouble, if you ask me. I know [...]

I suppose I wish her a happy birthday, but honestly, I doubt the princess herself even knows what today is.

I sure hope this next year is better for the drama plagued pop-star than the last couple have been. Of course, nothing will be better until she gets the big slap in the face she needs [...]

Supermodel Kate Moss is looking super tore-back… Skinny Celebrity Pictures

While her ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty sports the post-rehab look… Fatback and Collards

Speaking of post-rehabbers, Lindsay Lohan can add home wrecker to her resume… Hollywood Backwash

And Britney can add dancing denial queen… Bricks and Stones

Also in denial, Tara Reid, who if she keeps drinking like a fish, [...]

Parenting classes and random drug tests – those were the judge’s orders; do not comply, and lose custody. Britney Spears did not comply.

For the second time in as many weeks, the clearly unstable fallen pop star has been told that she is not allowed to have her children stay over night at her house.

“She’s really [...]

It’s being reported that Lindsay Lohan is in need of some serious mullah.

It’s not surprising, really. I mean designer rehab is pretty pricey, and doing it three times can put a heavy strain on ones bank account; even if that bank account was gigantic to begin with.

So just how much does it cost for our [...]

It is being reported that Bobby Brown, 38, suffered a mild heart attack this past Tuesday. He was taken to two hospitals before being checked into the Tarzana Regional Medical Center.

According to Bobby’s attorney, Phaedra Parks of Atlanta, “…they did diagnose him as suffering from a mild heart attack … they attributed (it) to stress [...]

Given the fact that the idiot Steve-O is the one saying that Lindsay Lohan stole his cocaine, or “Boog Suge” as he likes to refer to it, I’m leaning towards Steve-O being a liar. Or at least stretching the truth. Of course, Lindsay Lohan is a drug addict, so she’s certainly not above theft. And [...]

Poor, poor Britney Spears. There’s nothing quite like being the opening act at the MTV Video Music Awards and clearly not giving a crap.

The instant I heard Britney Spears would be opening the 2007 VMAs, I knew it was going to be a train wreck. How could it not? Have you seen what she’s been [...]

Lily Allen

Fun facts about Lily Allen:

Her full name is Lily Rose Beatrice Allen

She was born in Hammersmith, west London, daughter of Welsh-born comedian Keith Allen and film producer Alison Owen.

Allen made an appearance as a lady-in-waiting in the 1998 film Elizabeth, produced by her mother.

She dropped out of school at age fifteen, not wanting to [...]

On Wednesday I asked if the world was jacked up on coke. But now I’m thinking it’s something else.

From Hollywood to the Mid-West—everyone is getting stoned!
Late Monday night, a teenager reported being approached by a man with a heavily tattooed face with three baggies of marijuana for sale. Man’s Tattooed Face Gives Him Away
Police said [...]

Nicole Richie was sentenced to a whopping four days in jail for her multiple offenses. Today she began her jail stay. And 82 minutes later, she was released.

WTF?? Maybe Los Angeles really does run on its own clock.

According to the official website of the L.A. Sheriff’s Dept., Richie checked in at 3:15 PM and was [...]

So does Pete Doherty.

Has the whole world gone mad?? Or is it just jacked up on coke?

Lindsay Lohan was found with cocaine IN HER POCKET! Pete Doherty is arrested at least once a week. And yet, neither one of them has yet to see the inside of a jail cell.

Lock ‘em up!

Time behind bars did [...]

For those of you who woke up this morning and thought today might be a good day to develop a heroin habit, perhaps a glance at Amy Winehouse will change your mind…..

You’re more than welcome to continue on with your plan to become a strung out junkie, but don’t say you weren’t warned about what [...]

30 years ago today, Elvis Presley departed the earth at the age of 42. The official cause of death was heart failure. If he died under the same circumstances today, the death certificate would most certainly list drug overdose.

Hello Lindsay Lohan and the like! Learn a lesson from The King and get your act together. [...]

They were teen heartthrobs – then came trouble. Now they’re housemates on A&E’s new “scripted reality” series The Two Coreys.

In their tween-idol heyday, “it was almost like Beatlemania,” say Feldman, 36. When the frequent costars filmed 1988’s License to Drive, “these kids were insane. They were literally rocking [...]

John Stamos is claiming that his very odd behavior during a recent interview in Australia was the result of a combination of jet lag and the sleeping pill Ambien. He said that he took the pill (meant to be taken before at least 8 hours sleep) at 5am then awoke at 7am.

Oops!

Why on earth would [...]

I took some notes last night as I watched Paris Hilton spew forth verbal crap on Larry King Live.

*voice is deeper – her real voice – not her high-pitched “dumb” voice

*not wearing a lot of makeup, very natural looking

*simple hair and clothing

*fake eyelashes are annoying

*says she only lost a couple of pounds

*says all the “girls” [...]

Tom Sizemore’s 16 month prison sentence was cut in half today, giving him credit for time already served. No matter how long or short his stay in jail is, I hope it truly helps.

Tom Sizemore is a great actor who was brought down by the evils of methamphetamines, but he’s still young enough to make [...]