Nothing proves the justice system sucks more than this crap. In case you haven’t heard, Nick Hogan was released from jail today after serving only 166 days of his 8-month sentence for nearly killing his friend. At about 12:30 this morning (Tuesday), Nick walked (something his victim will never do again) out of jail and met his waiting sister, Brooke. They embraced in a very uncomfortable fashion and said nothing to reporters as they... 

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There’s something rotten in the state of Denmark. Or at least in the Los Angeles prison system. I can understand why celebrities serving jail time for non-injury DUIs are released early; just the humiliation of being behind bars can be punishment enough. But Nick Bollea 3 months early? Really?? And for good behavior, nonetheless! Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. “That’s not early, that’s when he would normally... 

I must admit, I’m not all that surprised that rapper turned reality star, Da Brat, is going to be spending the next three years behind bars for assaulting a woman with an almost-full bottle of rum. I’m not surprised she assaulted someone, nor that she used a bottle of rum to do it; and I’m not surprised she’s now going to jail. What I am surprised about, however, is that Da Brat and Mariah Carey are best friends.... 

I don’t know about you, but I woke up this morning wondering what Paris Hilton was up to. Around 11:00 p.m. last night, she was transferred from the medical ward back to the all-women’s jail she started her sentence in over a week ago. Hilton, who was being treated for an unspecified medical condition at the Twin Towers jail medical center, was moved to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif., at about 11... 

Place your bets now. Here’s the latest update from the saga of our favorite Hollywood Heiress, Paris Hilton… *After throwing a fit when ordered back to jail last Friday, Paris has calmed down a bit and decided not to appeal. She will remain in jail and finish out her (original) 45 day sentence. *The mystery illness that helped release her last Thursday was apparently dehydration. Paris was refusing to eat or drink because she... 

“Mom! Mom!” Paris shouted, “It’s not right!” Oh, poor Paris. Your mother can’t help you now, dear heiress. You see, you did a bad bad thing, and you need to be punished. Jack and Jill Public are getting sick of you, and other celebrities, getting away with illegal things just because you’re rich and famous. Robert Downey, Jr. spent a good chunk of time in the slammer and it did him a world of good.... 

So TMZ is reporting that Paris Hilton is out of jail, after only three days. Her original 45 day sentence was reduced to 23 days. I guess 23 days is really 3 days in Paris Hilton world. Lucky bitch. Full Story There will be a press conference in a little bit, so updates to follow. Paris Hilton Has Mental Problems. Well, duh! Paris Hilton was released from jail early because she’s “on the verge of a nervous breakdown.” I... 

Here’s the latest… *Paris Hilton has removed her contacts. Did you know her eyes are actually brown? *Paris is also not wearing any makeup and apparently is getting a positive response to it from the other inmates. I wonder if she will continue this look when she gets out. *She has been visited by both her psychiatrist and her lawyer. *To pass the hours, Paris has been reading a book. The ratio of pictures to words is unknown. *On... 

The sun is setting on Paris Hilton’s second day in jail. According to inside sources, day two was not nearly as fun as day one. Awwww, poor Paris. She isn’t eating or sleeping and her cell is “freezing.” Boo-hoo Paris! Suck it up. If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime (cheesy, but true). You will see no tears from me, Ms. Hilton. TMZ has multiple inside sources who have painted a bleak picture of... 

Paris Hilton is in jail today. Where she belongs. She spent her last night of freedom (for 3 weeks) attending the MTV Movie Awards last night. While being interviewed on the red carpet, Paris said that she was ready to serve her sentence and hoped that she would be a role model to others. She did not however, admit what she had done to deserve her jail time. Hotel heiress Paris Hilton surrendered herself to the Century Regional Detention... 

YES!! It was just a matter of time, really. In the wee hours of Saturday morning, Lindsay Lohan managed to jump a curb and crash her Mercedes into some trees. She had two other “adults” in the car with her, who were not hurt, but Lindsay was taken to Cedars Sinai, where she was treated for minor injuries. And arrested for DUI. Of course, the best part of all this (since getting a DUI in Hollywood is practically a right of passage)….cocaine... 

According to Paris Hilton’s “people,” she is so devastated by her upcoming jail sentence, she simply can’t testify in the civil trial against her. She’s just too distraught. Well boo-friggin’-hoo Paris! Is that the world’s smallest violin I hear? I’m sorry that you’ve been convicted of a crime you committed. I am sorry that you have so much money you can have “people” talk... 

I shall always remember this day as the day that Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation. TMZ.com reports… Judge Michael T. Sauer handed down the harsh sentence, telling Paris she will not be allowed work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail. She must do the time! An emotional Paris, with tears welling up in her eyes, told the judge moments before... 

Los Angeles prosecutors want Paris Hilton to spend 45 days in jail for violating her probation. I TOTALLY AGREE! They also want the “heiress” to wear an alcohol monitoring device (much like the one worn by Michelle Rodriguez) and stay away from booze for 90 days, while the ankle monitor will track her compliance. City prosecutors are also asking that Paris Hilton’s driver’s license be suspended for an another four...