In the middle of writing my post last night about Lindsay Lohan having to appear in front of a judge about her probation, my internet went down. So a-noy-ing! It was still down this morning, but now it’s finally back. Oh how I missed it so. But I digress…..Lindsay Lohan appeared in court this morning, and was given an extension to her probation – apparently the judge doesn’t read gossip blogs and is therefore blind to Lindsay’s... 

45-year-old actress Lori Petty was arrested Saturday night on felony drunk driving charges after she allegedly hit a 14-year-old on a skateboard in Venice, CA. From PEOPLE: Police and paramedics arrived at the scene of the accident at 9:30 p.m. The skateboarder was treated for his injuries and released. Petty, who starred in Point Break, Tank Girl and A League of Their Own, was booked into the Van Nuys jail and eventually released on $100,000... 

I’ve never heard of Nadja Benaissa, have you? She’s some pop singer in Germany. She’s also facing up to 10 years in prison. An ex-lover of Nadja Benaissa has come forth saying that he is HIV positive, and that he got it from Nadja. Infecting a lover with HIV is not illegal in and of itself. What is illegal is not telling that lover that you are HIV positive. And in Germany, apparently, not coming clean about your HIV status can get... 

I’m sure you’ve heard by now that Kanye West was arrested this morning at the Los Angeles Airport. The story goes that the arrogant musician and his bodyguard were walking through the American Airlines terminal, where a photographer was trying to take their picture. Kanye flips out and he and his bodyguard proceed to grab the guy’s camera and smash it to bits. Then the bodyguard spots a TMZ camera man and goes loco on... 

And we all thought Britney Spears was crazy! I’ve always known that the quiet ones are the ones you’ve really got to watch. If you were to mention Shelley Malil’s name last week, I would have had no idea who you were talking about. But now that the character actor has been accused of brutally stabbing his ex-girlfriend, I’ll remember his name for years to come. It’s being reported that 43-year-old Shelley Malil, best known... 

And oh, and what a club it is – complete with celebrity members ranging from Paris Hilton to Michelle Rodriguez to Nick Nolte. Somewhere between 2:30 and 3:00 Sunday morning, Shia LaBeouf was attempting to make a left turn when his truck made contact with another vehicle, causing his truck to flip. According to sources, it was apparent that the injured Shia was intoxicated; he was arrested for a misdemeanor. The 22-year-old actor was... 

Ah, Naomi Campbell and her anger management skills…this time the model was arrested for spitting on a cop at London’s Heathrow airport over lost luggage. Pink Is The New Blog reports: The supermodel was hauled away “ranting and screaming” from the First Class Lounge of Terminal 5. She was due to catch a 4pm flight to Los Angeles but mislaid one of her three items of hand luggage. Onlookers said she demanded BA staff find... 

If Paris Hilton has to do 45 days for violating her DUI arrest probation, then Tom Sizemore should have to spend at least that much time behind bars for violating his drug arrest probation. Tom Sizemore, 45, has been arrested several times before, for several things, including drugs and assault. I’m not just talking about pot and slapping people, either. The once brilliant actor is a junky and a tweeker, and very much addicted to... 

Who hates Mondays? I Do! I Do! Pond Racket The pregnancy rumors are swarming around Nicole Richie. Is she or isn’t she? All I can say is that if she is, she better gain a ton of weight. The Hollywood Gossip Someone who definitely isn’t pregnant (anymore) is Julia Roberts, who gave birth to a baby boy today, and named him Henry Daniel Moder. The Celebrity Blog The Olsen Twins are more legal than ever. The Gossip Girls And Britney... 

Paris Hilton is in jail today. Where she belongs. She spent her last night of freedom (for 3 weeks) attending the MTV Movie Awards last night. While being interviewed on the red carpet, Paris said that she was ready to serve her sentence and hoped that she would be a role model to others. She did not however, admit what she had done to deserve her jail time. Hotel heiress Paris Hilton surrendered herself to the Century Regional Detention... 

DON’T FORGET TO SET YOUR CLOCKS AHEAD ONE HOUR SATURDAY NIGHT!! Daylight Savings time is three weeks early this year. The chaotic world of Hollywood seems to have slowed a bit since Britney Spears entered rehab (for the 3rd time in as many days) and Anna Nicole Smith was finally put into the ground. But fear not! There is still stuff going on. Speaking of Anna Nicole…her cause of death has yet to be revealed and will be delayed... 

Today is the last day of 2006. It was certainly a life changing year for me and I look forward to the continuing changes 2007 has in store for me. And I’m not the only one. Out with the old and in with the new – life changes are happening all over the place… Julia Roberts and husband Danny Moder will welcome their third child in 2007. Tiger Woods, and wife Elin, are expecting their first child, due next summer. Former model Niki... 

During the wee hours of Monday morning, while most of us were snuggled in bed, dreaming of our subconscious desires, Nicole Richie was in Burbank, driving the wrong way on Highway 134. Two drivers called 911 after seeing the black Mercedes SUV and when officers arrived, Nicole Richie was stopped in the carpool lane, talking on her cell phone. She admitted to taking Vicodin and smoking pot, according to the report. A test done on the scene...